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Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
I'm fantastic.

My sandwiches are perfect, 10/10. I'm obviously perfect in all my womanly duties. I scrub all the floors in my stilettos so that I'm always ready for my man :flutter:


Do you scrub on your hands and knees?

How many sandwiches can you make per hour?

Considering pm'ing you hehe
Original post by SA-1
Do you scrub on your hands and knees?

How many sandwiches can you make per hour?

Considering pm'ing you hehe


Of course, on all fours.

As many as it takes to satisfy my man. :wink:
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Of course, on all fours.

As many as it takes to satisfy my man. :wink:


Can you satisfy your man while on all fours?
Original post by Jimmy Seville
Can you satisfy your man while on all fours?


You're a nonce rentboy
Original post by Jimmy Seville
Can you satisfy your man while on all fours?


disgusting vile and uncalled for misogyny
Original post by Zayn is Bae
You're a nonce rentboy


You posted that on the wrong account.
Original post by Jimmy Seville
You posted that on the wrong account.


Whoops.

Ok just quoted you on my 3rd account
Wijnaldum? £25 million? :teehee:
Original post by Kim-Jong-Illest
disgusting vile and uncalled for misogyny

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Original post by PugDevil
Wijnaldum? £25 million? :teehee:


I want to mock Liverpool, but in this transfer market, it's not actually a bad piece of business.

Not sure where they are going with their purchasing strategy though.

Mane, Firmino, Coutinho, Lallana, Sturridge, Wijnaldum, Origi

All vying for 3 spots? I know you need squad depth, but all of them will be expecting to start.
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Original post by zKlown
I want to mock Liverpool, but in this transfer market, it's not actually a bad piece of business.

Not sure where they are going with their purchasing strategy though.

Mane, Firmino, Coutinho, Lallana, Sturridge, Wijnaldum, Origi

All vying for 3 spots? I know you need squad depth, but all of them will be expecting to start.


Tbh we've had a very good window for a team that finished 8th last season and has no Europe.

Karius - 4.7m
Matip - free
Klavan - 4.2m
Grujic - 5.1m
Wijnaldum - 25m
Mané - 34m

Obviously the latter pair are the big buys but when you consider that we're selling players like Ibe for 15m, is it that bad really?

No idea on our set-up next season in midfield though.
Coutinho, Firmino and Mané will be starters, but then you only have 2 spots left for Milner, Grujic, Can, Henderson and Wijnaldum who all would hope to be starters...
Benteke, Allen and Ibe sales will pay for Mane and Wijnaldum purchases.
Original post by Zayn is Bae
An Uncle comes to visit. You're an 18 year old girl, with a 12 year old brother. The Uncle gives your brother £100. and you nothing. Is this sexism on the uncle's part?

Thoughts lads? @SA-1 @difeo @zKlown @Dirtybit @sr90 @TheonlyMrsHolmes?


No because if you're 18 you should have a job and be earning your own money
Bob Arum is such a legend

It's a better love story than Twilight.

@AR_95 I think it's you @SA-1 who also watches it, do i watch Mr Robot every week or wait until the season's done and binge watch it? Also thoughts on the new Narcos trailer.
I'll give Mr Robot a go. Keep hearing about it.
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Original post by Jimmy Seville
@AR_95 I think it's you @SA-1 who also watches it, do i watch Mr Robot every week or wait until the season's done and binge watch it? Also thoughts on the new Narcos trailer.


Nah not me. I tried it but didn't really like it.. It's not all that imo
Original post by SA-1
Nah not me. I tried it but didn't really like it.. It's not all that imo


Fair enough. But you're still wrong.

Narcos?
Original post by Jimmy Seville
Fair enough. But you're still wrong.


Yeah, and?

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