When I was very young and attractive I was deeply ashamed of the fact that I knew that,try as I might to understand that women are people too, I could only ever really see them as sex objects and just wanted to sleep with 100s of them preferably 2 or 3 at a time.
So I played the nice guy and wasted my youth sleeping with one woman at a time.
But several years ago I started coming into significant amounts of spare cash and one day,while attempting to find a handyman in the back pages of my local paper I discovered almost a whole page of ads for escorts.
Well,as you can imagine it was like being in a sweetshop and 4 years later I had slept with 100s of women and eventually found a reliable handyman to boot.
So I have a couple of questions;
Why are pros so bad at masturbsting circumcised men ffs?
I mean,Geez,I can understand if it's an inexperienced yo8ng woman but it amazes me how many escorts seem to think a circumcised **** works in exactly the same way as an uncircumcised one!?
And when you try to explain that they really should be more gentle they get the hump. Then again again that might have been cos circumcised men can last for ages tbf.
Another thing,nowadays I sometimes book escorts because I'm incredibly lazy at doing the housework and so I figure that I will phone the best agency I know and ask them to send someone round asap.
I then have that amount of time to rush round doing as much cleaning as possible. But the other week I still had quite a lot to do as the woman turned up in just 35 minutes so I asked her to do some hoovering and she objected !!?
Wtf?
I might have another question but it's time for my tea.
Cheers