Hi, I am new here!

haha workin on it xD. Lmaoooo so true, clickbait and boredom are a recipe for addiction tbh xp
It accccc is omg its so laggy and **** sjcnfjskc

congrats
I KNOW! Legit when I get another thing on my thingy (idk what its called ) other people tell me I have another thing on my thingy ( cheese u idiot ) and I'm just like "oh" "oh, thats nice"
i legti dont care, its the people and the threads and helping people on the threads and obvs pinta and the blog which matter to me XDdid u like it

We're not cool enough for these gems cheese
Yeah tbh I just go through all the relationship forum or chat help threads and pretend like I know what I'm talking about

we aren't are we
I think we are in our own way tho, if tsr no understands then it can go ignore us , we wont care XD
oh cheesus crust andrew XD

Exactly, who needs em
I give great advice k

lol amen to that my dear chum
its just so rubbish, its like trump ate his shet and spewed it back up again and then made it into a policy

I dunno, people who want them?
I'm sure you do...

Erm yes, I guess those people
Nah that was amateur advice, I can do better than that. Next problem you have, hit me with it and I give best advice ever

ok fine I will

really bear

I do remember this username from before but I did not want to say anything. LOL!

Yaaay

yh Im so peed of rn, i had a masterpeice its gonna be shet and not make sense now, you'll have to ask me questions dearie

urm

Okie, I will go over it and let you know.

Should just post it in two posts cheese

fk
y i so dumb
its cos its late
its too late now, i've started deleting everything
urgh andrew help meeeeeee

Lool
Erm
Idk
Type it all back out!
I want to see how long this thing is
I feel sorry for Saba already

I guess I can type it on here, I hope I don't get a report card for it tho (if i do its ur fault andrew m8)
the VM is just too long, I will post it here and tag you both, since it may benefit tous les deux!

I did not think of that either.
I loved the banter! Made me laugh, tous les deux!
(Andrew, if you feel sorry for me then hand me the whole fiver that you will get from cheese. Ok?)

Hi I have 10 gems, and you will soon when the addiction kicks in!

Plz save urself while u can

I did not think of that either.







I loved the banter! Made me laugh, tous les deux!

(Andrew, if you feel sorry for me then hand me the whole fiver that you will get from cheese. Ok?)

too long to vm, will learn from this for the next step Step 1: Translation/Getting the jist of French even if you don't know what it really means
"Je m'appelle Cheese"
You know that this means I am (it actually translates to I am called) but in English we'd say my name is Cheese.
"Je veux t'aider"
Ngl putting "je m'appelle" and "je veux t'aider" aren't exactly easy 2understand, I'll get onto that in step 2 or 3 "je veux" ="i want" "t'aider" is more complex.
We don't have "Je avais" or "je aider".
Why?
Its about sounds+vowels.
French language frowns upon 2vowels being next to each other, it is a beautiful language due to the focus on the sound and fluidity of it all though
When we have this, we get rid of 1st vowel(e)+replace it with a ' - "T'aider"
You may be familiar with Tu=you but you may have noticed me using "t' " short for "te" I will explain later, this is also grammatical, but 4now, understand that these both mean "you" rn (pronouns ).
"avec" ="with".
"ton français" - you knew "français" = french.
What could ton mean?
Well I have identified for you, although I'm sure you knew/figured out that tu = you (te as well for now ), so naturally the t in "ton" refers to "you".
You may also know that "mon" (e.g: mon anniversaire =my birthday) so "mon"=my, so "ton" must equal? 'Firstly' you identified, Je veux que=phrase meaning "I want ... to", I put "je veux que tu me donne". I want "tu" = you, "me" now remember with "te" for now it has the same meaning as "tu"(you) so"me" has same meaning as "moi"="me".
"donne" is from the verb "donner"="2give"
So this part of sentence means - I want you to give me "a presentation"
Next part: "de toi-meme et apres, si tu etudies le francais depuis quand?" "toi" related to "moi"=me so naturally "toi" = you Another nasty part "si tu etudies le francais depuis quand". "si" = if, "tu etudies" = you study. "étudies" (has an accent lol sos) comes from the verb "étudier" meaning"to study", "depuis" = since, "quand"=when,

THEREFORE:
In full it means: Hi, my name is Cheese, I want to help you with your French. Firstly, I want you to give me a presentation of yourself and after, if you study french at all.

ayy its z33! sup!

I agree with this. It's too late to save me, altho I am less orientated on the rep side, its more the omg i cant wait to get home and talk to people, see what the trending thread is and to play pinta

Ayyyyyy veggiecheese nm howboutchu

Yeah that was me until I hit 9 gems I was like
***** im PC af gimme gimme

But the addiction wore off when my laptop broke cos the mobile site is so **** xP

Hahaha, I am exactly the same. I do not care about reps but I like to talk to people and make friends. As, this is the only place to meet sane people. Unlike, Facebook lol.
I agree, the mobile site is shite. XD