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Original post by WoodyMKC
Jeez, first tried it on me, then my 8 year old sister... in his defence, I suppose your arse is probably a bit loose for his tiny cock by now.


Any holes the goal...or at least that's the excuse I hear you use when you scout out the local nursery's


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Original post by mercuryman
Mate, the undertaker fingered your mum behind tescos


Better than the double fisting the great Khali delivered to yours


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Original post by mercuryman
Bmt your mum deadlifts my d**k


This is still making me crack up
Original post by drandy76
Any holes the goal...or at least that's the excuse I hear you use when you scout out the local nursery's


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Ahh, so you were there. Thought I saw someone tugging in the bushes outside the boys showers.
Original post by drandy76
Better than the double fisting the great Khali delivered to yours


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your dad lipsed caitlyn jenner outside primark
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Original post by xobeauty
This is still making me crack up


Your birth certificate is a letter of apology from Durex.
I know what you are, but what am I?

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Original post by WoodyMKC
Your birth certificate is a letter of apology from Durex.


Your mum begged your dad to pull out 9 months before you came
Original post by mercuryman
Your mum begged your dad to pull out 9 months before you came


At least my mum knows who my dad is. You were potentialy fathered by 10 men on the same night.
Original post by WoodyMKC
Ahh, so you were there. Thought I saw someone tugging in the bushes outside the boys showers.


If you saw me you could've at least stopped rimming that stray dog you found long enough to say hello


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Original post by mercuryman
your dad lipsed caitlyn jenner outside primark


Heard you saw this whilst begging a homeless person to take a dump on your face; classy


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Original post by drandy76
If you saw me you could've at least stopped rimming that stray dog you found long enough to say hello


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That's not a very nice thing to call your mum.
Original post by mercuryman
Marks awarded: 3/24

Examiner comments: It's ok at least you tried, It's the thought that counts


:frown:, Grade boundaries?
You must have been conceived on a country road. That's where most accidents happen.
Original post by drandy76
Heard you saw this whilst begging a homeless person to take a dump on your face; classy


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Your dad was about to sell your dick to that beggar for a pint of guinness
Original post by WoodyMKC
That's not a very nice thing to call your mum.


Oh, you were the guy with the micropen*s? My condolences.....


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Original post by WoodyMKC
You must have been conceived on a country road. That's where most accidents happen.


If that's the case then you were conceived on the M11
Well that was fun, I'm off to sleep. Night folks :smile:
Original post by WoodyMKC
Well that was fun, I'm off to sleep. Night folks :smile:


Original post by drandy76
Oh, you were the guy with the micropen*s? My condolences.....


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I concur, lol. We'll leave it here.
Original post by mercuryman
Your dad was about to sell your dick to that beggar for a pint of guinness


Your dad sold your holes to a 20 different men so he could get first in line at Woolworth's closing sales


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