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Original post by hamza772000
What r u cooking me tonight? :colondollar: :tongue:



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Original post by Electrospective

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I cant see the image :frown:what is it?
how goes it ici?
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Original post by hamza772000
I cant see the image :frown:what is it?


dw
goodnight :hello:
Original post by Electrospective
dw
Pleaseeeeeeeee tell meh pleasee :frown:
Original post by mr T 999
I got 5 A's (I did triple science that count as 3 A's right?) , 3 B's and 1 C and failed English Lit :frown:


Wow thats great!
Oh dw, lit it awfull lol, i'd be surprised if i pass it.... Even lang :colonhash:
What about maths?

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Original post by hamza772000
What r u cooking me tonight? :colondollar: :tongue:

Ah, cool :biggrin: My dad went hajj in 2014 :tongue:

lol ok :tongue:


Original post by mypetpikachu
OMDs...what has even been going on here...lol...????:confused:

Cool :smile:
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Hamza cheated on his wife @Electrospective with the imams wife. She invited him home for tea, things escalated. He gave his current wife gonorrehea. She is upset. The side chick is pregnant. His current ex wife wants a divorce, it turns out she is lesbian and like me! I refused her! so she lost it, and now claims hamza likes anal sex :colonhash: and its my fault cause i apparently taught him via skype. We all have filthy minds and need zamzam water as well as holy water.
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Original post by PrincessBO$$
Hamza cheated on his wife @Electrospective with the imams wife. She invited him home for tea, things escalated. He gave his current wife gonorrehea. She is upset. The side chick is pregnant. His current ex wife wants a divorce, it turns out she is lesbian and like me! I refused her! so she lost it, and now claims hamza likes anal sex :colonhash: and its my fault cause i apparently taught him via skype. We are have filthy minds and need zamzam water as well as holy water.
PRSOM! :rofl:

But i rlly didnt cheat :frown:
Original post by hamza772000
Pleaseeeeeeeee tell meh pleasee :frown:

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Original post by hamza772000
PRSOM! :rofl:

But i rlly didnt cheat :frown:

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Original post by hamza772000
PRSOM! :rofl:

But i rlly didnt cheat :frown:


:colonhash: Your cold bro. Cheated on your wife with the imams wife. Then ask whats did she cook. :tongue:
Original post by Electrospective

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i know right Hey girl tell him:colone:
Original post by Electrospective

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Do you want me to feed u? :colondollar:

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Original post by Electrospective

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Wallah!

Original post by PrincessBO$$
:colonhash: Your cold bro. Cheated on your wife with the imams wife. Then ask whats did she cook. :tongue:
That was just a lame comment,@Electrospective arrange a funeral, Asma's humour just died! :rip:
Original post by Electrospective
dw

OMG just stalked you. You can belly dance. Great! so can i:sly:
I can do lebanese bellydancing :u:

I feel i have accomplished something in life! :ahee:
Original post by hamza772000
Do you want me to feed u? :colondollar:

:colonhash:

Wallah!

That was just a lame comment,@Electrospective arrange a funeral, Asma's humour just died! :rip:

-the first line, i intepreted in a very wrong way!
-dont say wallah. Wallahi that isnt good
-i dont give a ****, it wasnt meant to be funny :colonhash:
Original post by hamza772000
Do you want me to feed u? :colondollar:

:colonhash:

Wallah!

That was just a lame comment,@Electrospective arrange a funeral, Asma's humour just died! :rip:

No. :colonhash:

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Original post by PrincessBO$$
OMG just stalked you. You can belly dance. Great! so can i:sly:
I can do lebanese bellydancing :u:

I feel i have accomplished something in life! :ahee:

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Original post by Electrospective
No. :colonhash:

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-What's you favourite bellydancing music? :colondollar:
Original post by PrincessBO$$
-the first line, i intepreted in a very wrong way!
-dont say wallah. Wallahi that isnt good
-i dont give a ****, it wasnt meant to be funny :colonhash:
The first 2 points in ur answer are irrelevant because the things they are about werent directed towards but acc were towads @Electrospective :smile:

Cool :smile:

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