What's the most funny/ignorant thing someone has said about your ethnicity?

I'm black and whenever I go to house parties there will be some white guy trying to get me to dab with him

"Oi fella show me how you hit the dab" :/

It's not malicious though and can just be laughed off

"Can you speak English?"well obviously since i'm at work (work part-time in retail).I just laugh it off.

Not ethnicity but nationality. Had English friends genuinely ask me if we have busses in Scotland and that someone else thought Scotland was a city in England, yes an actual English uni student...

Hahahaha that's hilarious, someone said something similar to me once. I come from a small city up north in England and a friend from London actually asked me "Do they have busses in your hometown? They don't have TFL there do they"

I think uni's should kick people out for such things personally
If you're English and you think you Scotland is a city (near Wales might I add, they knew Wales was a country, but though that Scotland was just a city near it, and that Edinburgh and Glasgow were also English cities) then you don't deserve to be at uni

People who say stuff like that make me wonder whether they're pulling my leg or if they've genuinely been dropped on their head as a kid

I'm kind of light-skin brown, but I'm not South Asian (ie I'm not Indian/Pakistani etc), I'm Middle Eastern.

I've had someone request a bhangra dance when Punjabi MC came on in the club. I've also had people asking me to teach them to wrap turbans, teach them urdu and teach them how to make parathas.

An old housemate of mine came into the kitchen when I had finished cooking:

"Mmmm smells good!! Did you just make a curry"
"No it was fried eggs and toast"
"Oh, smells like curry"

I have plenty more but those are just a few to start things off.

Anyone else want to contribute?

I don't look South Asian (bc I am not) but because I don't look English people assume that I must be South Asian. Logic.

I'm South Asian and people think I'm too "white" to be south Asian.

lol a close friend of mine who is of the same ethnicity as me has paler skin and people don't believe us when we say we're from teh same place. I've had people say "YOU look like you're from there but she definitely doesnt cos her skin is too pale" and I'm like "m8 are you telling me that you know more about the people of my own country than me?"

I'm kind of light-skin brown, but I'm not South Asian (ie I'm not Indian/Pakistani etc), I'm Middle Eastern.

I've had someone request a bhangra dance when Punjabi MC came on in the club. I've also had people asking me to teach them to wrap turbans, teach them urdu and teach them how to make parathas.

An old housemate of mine came into the kitchen when I had finished cooking:

"Mmmm smells good!! Did you just make a curry"
"No it was fried eggs and toast"
"Oh, smells like curry"

I have plenty more but those are just a few to start things off.

Anyone else want to contribute?