"You MUST be a Muslim?! Why aren't you a Muslim?!!"
I get this AAAALL the time
When I was in halls we had an elusive flatmate who would spend all her time in her room and never came out to chat with us. During the first week I knocked on her door just to say hi and invite her out with the flat but she instantly said "no I have a deadline sorry" and went back to her room.
Few weeks later I got a knock on my door and it was the elusive flatmate. First question that came out of her mouth was "are you muslim". I responded with a tentative "uuuhhhh no" wondering where she was going with it, turned out she wanted me to join the isoc