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Original post by Qaz25
You were here first though... puttar ji is off the rails :gasp:



Yeh you tell him... make sure you keep an eye on him for me. Don't want no shame on the family innit :ninja:


Haha don't u worry :smile:

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Original post by tasha_tah
N I'm spying on u hamza :tongue:

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lool that backfired :tongue:

Original post by Qaz25
You were here first though... puttar ji is off the rails :gasp:



Yeh you tell him... make sure you keep an eye on him for me. Don't want no shame on the family innit :ninja:
haha dadaji im not besharam :mmm: or am I ? :colone:

Gdnite :wink:
Original post by WoodyMKC
Hi, I'm Woody. I'm not interested in long walks in the park, candle-lit dinners and all that crap. I want sex. A girl with buttocks like a racehorse that I can have good, hard, oily sex with - must be at least a 7/10 on the sexual attractiveness scale.

I also demand that you do all the cooking and cleaning, because I'm traditional. Yet, I still believe in equality, so I still expect you to earn your own money and not sponge off me. You must get up at 6am every day, put on your make-up, dress nicely and have the house tidy, then shut up so I can eat my breakfast in peace when I wake up. If I require a morning blow-job, I expect it to be provided. If you're the sort of person to have sex less than 5x a week, you're not for me.

If you think the above is you, please get in touch.


Damn Woody, you're one interesting person.
Original post by hamza772000
lool that backfired :tongue:

haha dadaji im not besharam :mmm: or am I ? :colone:

Gdnite :wink:


Haha lol jk tho

How did u find gb?

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Some things I find appealing in a prospective date;

Bearded
Intelligent
Good sense of humour
Confident
Optimistic
Compassionate
Kind
Original post by tasha_tah
Haha lol jk tho

How did u find gb?

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ill tell u tomorro

Gnite
Original post by hamza772000
ill tell u tomorro

Gnite


Goodnight

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Original post by Precious Illusions
Some things I find appealing in a prospective date;

Bearded


Failed on the first requirement. :getmecoat:
I like big booty hoes
Original post by Lord Samosa
I like big booty hoes


You are now matched with Lordess Samosa.
Original post by Josb
Failed on the first requirement. :getmecoat:


I failed on the last three because I'm pessimistic and I have no feelings.
Original post by Electrospective
Dear CheeseIsVeg,

Our services are not suitable for your sort.

Kind Regards,

Serious (cousin of Curious).


:colonhash:
This sounds interesting :P

I'm Tamuna. I turn 18 in October. I love foreign cultures, such as Scandinavian/Germanic one. Chinese is also one of my favourites. I love reading, writing, listening to music (folk metal, folk music, modern composers, soundtracks), playing games (rpg, mmorpg), watching movies (mostly animation). I love cars (supercars like Ferrari and Porsche), bikes (sport bikes like Suzuki), horses (pure-bred and beautiful ones (all horses are beautiful though :wink: )), waterbikes, snowboards.

I like a man who supports equality, is 22-28 years old and prefers smaller girls, star sign preferably Leo or Virgo, preferably has a long hair, and isn't bearded (I don't like beards. Tiny one is accepted). My man should respect me, as I respect him, love me, as I love him, go out with me, support me as I support him, briefly, our relationship should be supported from both sides. My man should be interested in Norse mythology (if not still accepted. But he shouldn't be a theist. He should have his own opinions about faith and God).

If this appeals to you, you can freely contact me :wink:
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Surely just audition for one of those on tv and let us know if you are going to be on the show. So if you end up on Take Me Out or Naked Attraction, we can watch and let you know what we think.
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Original post by Precious Illusions
Some things I find appealing in a prospective date;

Bearded
Intelligent
Good sense of humour
Confident
Optimistic
Compassionate
Kind


Well m'lady, you just described me in a nutshell:wink:

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Original post by barnetlad
Surely just audition for one of those on tv and let us know if you are going to be on the show. So if you end up on Take Me Out or Naked Attraction, we can watch and let you know what we think.


Dear Barnetlad,

No thank you.


Regards,

Serious (cousin of Curious).
Original post by Electrospective
nah m8

Since my other introduction was apparently unacceptable, here is trial 2.0:
Yo mi name's Cheese,
I am uncontrollably weird and slightly sociopathic.
Don't call me because I hate speaking on the phone.
Bye
Where's my big booty hoe?
need someone to find jigglypuff with
Is this a failure or should I try it? depends if somebody answers

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