How to lose virginity

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I am the supreme gentleman and no woman has ever shown interest in me. I dress nice, £400 sunglasses and girls don't notice them. If my sister allows me to fornicate I will. In this harsh reality any girl will be taken by me. I will treat them as I have dreamt. Even if it is my own sister.

Reply 21

donutellme

Original post by eden3

Yeah, because having a car entitles you to sex. That's all girls care about. :colonhash:

2/10

You know what he needs right...

Yeahhhh you know womsayin

YEeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahhhh ...

HE NEEDS SOME MO GAINSSSSSSS

Reply 22

alevelstresss

elliot rodgers autobiography

great read, would recommend

(edited 7 years ago)

Reply 23

Tabstercat

this is from eliot rodger's manifesto thing

Reply 24

It's****ingWOODY

Original post by tomtjl

It's a joke m8.

Original post by tomtjl

I passed at 17, I think most people pass at 17 or 18. Alas, it was a joke mate.

Shame it took you explaining it for us to get the joke then mate :rofl:

You think wrong btw, I don't know many people who passed that young. Suppose it can depend on what area you're from though.

Reply 25

-Miracle

Original post by eden3

Yeah, because having a car entitles you to sex. That's all girls care about. :colonhash:

2/10

Original post by donutellme

You know what he needs right...

Yeahhhh you know womsayin

YEeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahhhh ...

HE NEEDS SOME MO GAINSSSSSSS

Strong avis/10

Reply 26

Gogregg

Depends on your definition of virginity.

Reply 27

undine_monty

Original post by Anonymous

Eurghh, don't be gross. That's your sister! 😂

Reply 28

TheRealDoubleOG

Original post by Anonymous

Ok big man this is what you do. First allow your sister because she has allowed herself to be dipped at your house. So you can do it with other girls as well. Secondly it's not about the money you spend, as a woman is not going to ask how much your outfit is. Thirdly go to a rave, club or on holiday to Napa or Magaluf.

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Eliot rodger/10

Original post by donutellme

You know what he needs right...

Yeahhhh you know womsayin

YEeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahhhh ...

HE NEEDS SOME MO GAINSSSSSSS

yeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

AAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYMEEEEEEEEEEN brotha

Preach it Bishop FEATHERS

HALLELUJAH ... uh MO GAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINSSS

Reply 31

eden3

Original post by -Miracle

Strong avis/10

yeeeeeahhhhhhh why thank you mayne, me and LAWD @donutellme have been makin all kiiiinds of gainsss

Reply 32

donutellme

Original post by eden3

yeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

aaayyyyyyyyyyyyyymeeeeeeeeeen brotha

preach it bishop feathers

hallelujah ... Uh mo gaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinsss

praise gawd hallelujah ayyyyyymeeeeeeennnnnnn

Reply 33

donutellme

Original post by eden3

yeeeeeahhhhhhh why thank you mayne, me and lawd @donutellme have been makin all kiiiinds of gainsss

all kindsssss

Reply 34

Truflais

Did you have to stand there and listen to it all?

Reply 35

bassbabe

Hire a hooker, job done.

Reply 36

-Miracle

The irony being that you own a car, yet he's still giving her a ride :wink:

Reply 37

yungaheartz

right because thats all women look at when it comes to a potential sh*gging partner - how nice his car is

I know its a joke. if only life was that easy for men, then BMW would make a serious fortune selling cars to ugly dudes

Reply 38

rosemondtan

Original post by TiernanW

Oh my god. HAHAHA! Quality banter.

If this is in any shape or form serious (honestly don't know what serious person would describe their sister like that), relax, I'm 18 and I'm still a virgin. I had many opportunities to lose it, but I chose not to because I want it to be special. That's just me though. If that's not what you want, then don't be arrogant and maybe then you'll get it. :smile:

are you a guy or a girl!!!! (I'm just seriously curious right now)

Reply 39

username1118458

Original post by WoodyMKC

Shame it took you explaining it for us to get the joke then mate :rofl:

You think wrong btw, I don't know many people who passed that young. Suppose it can depend on what area you're from though.

It's funny because when I was 17 I said the exact same thing and then everything changed and now I'm 18 having lost it.

A year can really fly by!

I think 18 is kind of the common age. I was quite shocked to find for some of my friends it was 15/16. But then I know those turning 19 soon and still haven't lost it.

You can lose it whenever you want, there's no race anyhow. I definitely lost mine stupidly though not regrettably.