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Original post by the bear
does your butt have an overflow pipe ?

:colondollar:

ofc bear
gotta be up2d8 on the safety innit m80 :mmm:

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Original post by I am Kira
Lot of my crushes have never been super models, if you're pretty on the inside you'll be pretty all over:redface:


m8
1 - aint no supermodel
2 - aint pretty on inside
3 - therefore i am not pretty on outside
simples *meerkat noise goes here* :tongue:
Original post by CheeseIsVeg
tf u laughing at m8


You & your face:wink:

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Original post by CheeseIsVeg
ofc bear
gotta be up2d8 on the safety innit m80 :mmm:

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do mosquito larvae use your butt as their leisure centre ?

:holmes:
I never used to think it was an issue....

Until I wore some suit trouser to work (I work as a barman), as I was going to a shirt and jacket birthday drink session afterwards.... a girl I worked with noticed my ass.... kept staring at it, even slapping it as I walked past and kept making suggestive comments before trying to get with me in the beer cellar....

Now while I've experienced similar things while drunk on nights out, I have never experienced it stone cold sober or at work. It was highly embarrassing and quite degrading..... I finally understand what some girl I have work with have talked about, always wrote it off as a bit of harmless fun.
Also how will they know unless you walk past all like ''dayyum grill, back dat ting up shawty, how u get dat in them Apple Bottoms''
Original post by Ayaz789
You & your face:wink:

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:bawling: touché Monsieur

Original post by the bear
do mosquito larvae use your butt as their leisure centre ?

:holmes:

:toofunny:you know too much about it, are you sure you haven't paid a visit? :mmm:
Original post by Precious Illusions
You're right. I'll be more of a good Christian and let strangers have a cheeky squeeze.


turn the other cheek

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Original post by CheeseIsVeg
:bawling: touché Monsieur


:toofunny:you know too much about it, are you sure you haven't paid a visit? :mmm:


Does touche mean very good?

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Original post by CheeseIsVeg
ofc bear
gotta be up2d8 on the safety innit m80 :mmm:

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m8
1 - aint no supermodel
2 - aint pretty on inside
3 - therefore i am not pretty on outside
simples *meerkat noise goes here* :tongue:


Well i think your nice:redface:
Reply 49
Banter flying all over the place on this thread
Original post by Ayaz789
Does touche mean very good?
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XD touche means like "truce"
actually means "touched" but yh
Original post by I am Kira
Well i think your nice:redface:


well i think you're lying
:u:
Look but don't touché her bum :K:
Reply 53
Original post by CheeseIsVeg
well i think you're lying
:u:


Lol we haven't been on the best of terms I can see you're an honest and genuine person
:tongue:
This thread is so cringe. :lol:
Reply 55
I can help:colone:
Original post by CheeseIsVeg
XD touche means like "truce"
actually means "touched" but yh


Ahh okay good!:smile:

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Original post by I am Kira
Lol we haven't been on the best of terms I can see you're an honest and genuine person
:tongue:


Original post by Reachin4TheStars
This thread is so cringe. :lol:


this describes how I feel about Kira perfectly well
Reply 58
Original post by CheeseIsVeg
this describes how I feel about Kira perfectly well


oh wow I was just being nice:tongue:
Original post by Ayaz789


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