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Reply 20

Reeeeyah

Original post by Retired_Messiah

I'll come and do it myself for 2p and a sandwich

Are you in Manc?

Reply 21

UWS

Original post by Reeeeyah

How do you know?

I found out...

Spoiler

Reply 22

Reeeeyah

Original post by UWS

I found out...

Spoiler

You punny man.

Reply 23

Khanthebrit

The manly way of doing it:
1) Squash it with something
2) Grab a glass and let it out.

The Pussy way of doing it:
1) Don't kill it, in which case you will then need to burn your house down when you lose sight of it
2) Using a vacuum cleaning. Biatch, if you need to get a vacuum cleaner out your cupboard, plug it in, and then suck it into the vacuum, all to put it away again, your wasting precious time. The spider could move. Also, I could easily make myself a good cheese sandwich in the time it takes me to do that.
3) Get someone else to do it

So the question is, are you a man or a pussy?

Reply 24

Reeeeyah

Original post by Khanthebrit

I don't get the cheese sandwich reference?

But I'm a pussy.

Reply 25

Retired_Messiah

Original post by Reeeeyah

Are you in Manc?

Nah. Only 100 miles away tho just gimme 2 hours

Reply 26

Khanthebrit

Original post by Reeeeyah

I don't get the cheese sandwich reference?

But I'm a pussy.

Cheese sandwich reference was just something that came to the top of my mind when I wrote this. Everyone loves a good cheese sandwich, am I right?

Seriously, do one of the manly options. Get a reasonable size glass, trap it onto the wall it is on, slide something underneath and let it out the window. The scariest part will be the build up before you even do this, or the thought you'll miss. Just do it, because chances are you probably won't.

**** is that O_O

Original post by Retired_Messiah

Nah. Only 100 miles away tho just gimme 2 hours

Am waiting.....

Reply 29

Reeeeyah

Original post by TSR Mustafa

**** is that O_O

It's a spider mate.

Reply 30

Siberiaan

Original post by Reeeeyah

It's a spider mate.

I think the picture makes it look bigger than it is , i hope :L

well see you at the funeral

Reply 31

Reeeeyah

Original post by TSR Mustafa

I think the picture makes it look bigger than it is , i hope :L

well see you at the funeral

I killed it about 10 minutes ago with a can of hairspray.

Reply 32

Khanthebrit

Original post by Reeeeyah

I killed it about 10 minutes ago with a can of hairspray.

Not going to lie, but every time I kill a spider an even bigger one seems to take it's place. Done it two or three times and when I hop onto bed later that night, I always see another one. Thus, I just let them free. Ever since I been spider free.

Good luck with your next spider issue.

Reply 33

Reeeeyah

Original post by Khanthebrit

I think the problem is I can't sleep without my windows open, they are constantly open and I was reading that at this time of year they come inside to breed. I've had some pretty big ones in my room lately but this one took the biscuit

Reply 34

It's****ingWOODY

Ahhh well, if you hung on to me I could have caught spiders for you see :u:

Reply 35

Retired_Messiah

Original post by Reeeeyah

I killed it about 10 minutes ago with a can of hairspray.

Sports direct mug method would have been much better...

Reply 36

Reeeeyah

Original post by WoodyMKC

Ahhh well, if you hung on to me I could have caught spiders for you see :u:

You binned me!

I miss those arms......

Reply 37

Jonsablue

Nah aint going near that one for love nor money.. good luck sleeping tonight because even if you move it, it will come back... with friends.. little ones that will fit up your nose and lay likkle spider eggs that'll hatch and eat your brain.. Cheers :biggrin: