My attraction is spiraling out of control!

Where are her parents?

I am a boy and if you have nothing constructive to say then pls leave

Perhaps you could lead by example.

You can't please a real girl so you're going for mannequins, that's fine xoxoxo

#make_mannequin_marriage_legal

how would you like to be pleased baby

4/10 pretty creative, but you lose points for lack of subtlety.

I like chilli flakes and coriander in my soup

i like the same thing in my booty

Hi guys, it's me again but, this time, I am educated with better English and have a newly found attraction to mannequins!

I first found out when I was with my 13 year old girlfriend in the town centre of where I live and there was a mannequin in the changing room, I was so in love with it straight away I had to sneak it into my changing room and made love with it for about 40 minutes! I have never felt so much pleasure, I knew i had to do it again. I tried to use a sex doll although it just didn't make me feel the way the mannequin did. My girlfriend has also dumped me (not like I was getting much action from here any way the hairy *****)

I don't want to feel this way anymore but sometimes I just can't help myself! Can any body help me get over a lover??

You know you love me
XOXO Mannequin Boy

I am a boy and if you have nothing constructive to say then pls leave

Where are the cameras bro, am I on TV, nice prank haha