How do I get this imagine of my boyfriend out my head

Ive been going out with him for about 3 months and today I saw him pee for the first time and he was sitting down. I accidentally walked in and for some reason I was really shocked. Like I don't care to be honest, its up to him the way he goes to toilet but for some reason I can't get the image out my head. Do a lot of men pee sitting down?

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Reply 1

Mimir

He was being pretty polite having a wee like a girl, avoiding dripping and all that, tactically clean and minimal noise for the lady to hear.

Man points deducted.

Reply 2

Bang Outta Order

Original post by Mimir

He was being pretty polite having a wee like a girl, avoiding dripping and all that, tactically clean and minimal noise for the lady to hear.

Man points deducted.

can't rep

Reply 3

Mimir

Original post by 0to100

can't rep

*Titters* I'll try harder next month.

Reply 4

UWS

It's one of those ones where you feel like taking a dump but you only end up peeing. Pretty normal.

Reply 5

Mimir

Original post by UWS

It's one of those ones where you feel like taking a dump but you only end up peeing. Pretty normal.

Dropping at brick with your girlfriend of three months within earshot? Bad form.

Reply 6

Anonymous #2

Original post by UWS

It's one of those ones where you feel like taking a dump but you only end up peeing. Pretty normal.

This. Seriously, does nobody understand this simple fact of life... smh

Reply 7

Zeus007

Nooooo this has to be a troll thread. hahahaha

Reply 8

Bang Outta Order

Original post by Mimir

*Titters* I'll try harder next month.

I mean I ran outta reps mate cuz I already repped ya

Reply 9

UWS

Original post by Mimir

Dropping at brick with your girlfriend of three months within earshot? Bad form.

Guy has no chill

Reply 10

SMEGGGY

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Reply 11

DanB1991

Sometimes it's just more comfortable to sit.... if I've just woken up and half asleep, if I stay standing I'm most likely going to miss :lol:

It may just be me being lazy, but I often pee sitting if I have time.... unless it's a public toilet.... I'd never sit using those....

Reply 12

Lucarious30

Original post by Mimir

He was being pretty polite having a wee like a girl, avoiding dripping and all that, tactically clean and minimal noise for the lady to hear.

Man points deducted.

The struggle I went through trying not to laugh at this at work..

Reply 13

Lucarious30

Original post by Anonymous

Did he have a vagina?

Honestly, he was probably just having a poo and killed 2 birds with 1 stone (Not to be taken literally.. Though, that would be impressive)

Reply 14

rubybrown1234

Original post by Lucarious30

The struggle I went through trying not to laugh at this at work..

The struggle I went through stalking you and also trying not to laugh at work :laugh:

Reply 15

Lucarious30

Original post by rubybrown1234

The struggle I went through stalking you and also trying not to laugh at work :laugh:

I'm just going to post in the funniest threads now and watch you struggle

OP – I wouldn’t bring this up with your boyfriend, he might get shy over his little girl wee

Reply 16

username2791212

It's no big deal. Men sitting down to wee isn't weird. I'm not a guy, but I can imagine sometimes it might just be less effort to just sit down? Especially if they think they might need to poop. I don't know. There's no such thing as a manly way to wee. As long as he gets it into the toilet I don't care how he does it. I don't like having to think about wiping the seat before I sit down and if a man doesn't want to be bothered with cleaning up afterwards it's probably quicker and easier to just sit and ensure he doesn't miss.

Honestly if you eventually end up in a long term relationship you just get used to each other's toilet antics imo.

Reply 17

Betelgeuse-

Original post by Anonymous

I pee sitting down at home 100% of the time

Reply 18

Withengar

Dump him. I mean, no, no, wait, didn't phrase that right. You you have to let your relationship flow...no, flow isn't the word here...What I mean is that you should sit on it for a while...oops, no, ignore that too...ummgh, what I meant was that things like this shouldn't be leaked for other people to know. Actually, leak is a bit too much in this case. Just let him know that he's in trouble, tell him "Urine trouble..." Just accept that in a bathroom, he's not an upstanding guy....