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"Your dick is too big!"

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I've had 4 relationships in my lifetime and one sexual fling.

On every single occasion, the girl has said: "Oh my word, you're dick is too big!"

Girls, do you usually say this because you're worried it might/will hurt, or are you in some way excited?


Each time it's happened, I've instantly thought "She's overwhelmed by it..." and it's put me off having sex.

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UWS
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I'd ditch her for not using your/you're correctly.
Original post by UWS
I'd ditch her for not using your/you're correctly.


Lol there's no difference if it's spoken XD
Not sure if srs, but if srs, can you give an actual measurement? Then will attempt to reply helpfully as a 21F who knows d*ck pretty well
She didn't say this and you know it
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Original post by wtfCharlie
Not sure if srs, but if srs, can you give an actual measurement? Then will attempt to reply helpfully as a 21F who knows d*ck pretty well


I've never actually measured it...

I'm not even sure if it's a grower or shower either.
Original post by Dodgypirate
I've never actually measured it...

I'm not even sure if it's a grower or shower either.


deffo a dodgy pirate.
No girl is excited by the thought of having her cervix all smashed up. Literally none.
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Original post by Pinkberry_y
She didn't say this and you know it


They all did at some point (usually when we first started dating).

This most recent girl didn't even really touch it, even though I was going in her knickers.
a lot of girls tend to think I have a big penis, but in reality, it's only because my hands are small and so is my body - my penis looks bigger when I'm holding it, and up against my petite frame, it looks big(ger) than usual. it's actually funny how often girls fall for my illusions :lol: quite flattering at first when you don't put a lot of thought into the fact that my penis is actually very average sized...I remember when I lost my virginity and the girl gasped when I got it out...and I just was thinking "...huh?"
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Original post by sleepysnooze
a lot of girls tend to think I have a big penis, but in reality, it's only because my hands are small and so is my body - my penis looks bigger when I'm holding it, and up against my petite frame, it looks big(ger) than usual. it's actually funny how often girls fall for my illusions :lol: quite flattering at first when you don't put a lot of thought into the fact that my penis is actually very average sized...


Giggity
Original post by Viva Emptiness
No girl is excited by the thought of having her cervix all smashed up. Literally none.


Right, so she's worried that it'll hurt her then?

If a guy with a long penis knows how to use it, it doesn't hurt the girl.

A lot of guys think that girls like to be pounded...
How would they say that 'when you first start dating'? :hmmmm:

If it doesn't add up..
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Original post by TSR Mustafa
Lol there's no difference if it's spoken XD


:colonhash:

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Original post by IronicalMan
deffo a dodgy pirate.


So people actually bother measuring it?
Original post by SeanFM
How would they say that 'when you first start dating'? :hmmmm:

If it doesn't add up..


Well, you know, we'd go on a date, have a few drinks, end up at mine... like first dates usually happen. (for me at least).
Original post by 123moon
Loool… It's probably not even that big.

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I've never thought about it being "too big" or simply "big", ever.

I've been with thin/skinny girls and a couple curvy, and they've all said it.
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it may depends on the one to another
Original post by 123moon
Nah I'm just messing with you, mate!

How would you describe it then? Average?


To me, I'd say average, yeah.

But I haven't got many dicks to compare it to, obviously.
wow lucky i have the opposite problem

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