Ano, the conversation was pretty much:
Me: You alright there? You look a bit bored.
Her: Me? I am, my friend has gone off to the dancefloor, not really for me all that.
Me: Fair enough, bit hot in here for all that isn't it?
Her: Yeah *laughs*. So who are you here with?
Me: Just my mates, but they're boring me so I've wondered off to chat to people.
Her: Oh, right. On the pull tonight, then?
Me: Maybe, depends on if I see anyone I like.
Her: Ahh, that's why you came and talked to me then, is it?
Me: *Laughs* Well, maybe...
Her: Well, you're a bit young, but you're really handsome.
Me: Aww, thanks
Her: That's alright, you are. So, you wanna come home with me and f*** me then or what?
I was just like "Jesus, easiest chat-up EVER?
If cougar hunting was my thing then it's pretty easy really, if an older woman is getting amongst it in a club full of youngsters then she's most likely up for it tbh.