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"Your dick is too big!"

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Original post by wantitbigger
wow lucky i have the opposite problem


I wouldn't call it "lucky" as all the girls I've been with have complained.
Reply 22
Too long goes too deep which hits the cervix which hurts. Too wide is too much of a stretch and hurts. Some women might be into it but generally women want sex to be enjoyable and pain free.
Original post by BKS
Too long goes too deep which hits the cervix which hurts. Too wide is too much of a stretch and hurts. Some women might be into it but generally women want sex to be enjoyable and pain free.


So I'm basically ****ed...
My my so many dick threads. when i made a thread about my penis, i was banned straight away. through, tbf, it was a dup account.
Original post by 123moon
Lool yeah maybe it just depends on the girls and their own personal experiences when it comes down to sex and what they are use too.


Well it's annoying having girls tell you it's "too big"... it's also a turn off.
Original post by Dodgypirate
So people actually bother measuring it?


Of course: it helps people rationalise the concept of infinity.
Original post by UWS
I'd ditch her for not using your/you're correctly.


bish stole my joke :cry:
Original post by Dodgypirate
I wouldn't call it "lucky" as all the girls I've been with have complained.


It doesnt matter mate. Just dont go too deep and practise and after time you'll be a pro. There's a reason pornstars have big dicks
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Original post by CheeseIsVeg
bish stole my joke :cry:


Too bad. But here's a rep to cheer you up :biggrin:
OP you seriously have to give a measurement here to get an accurate response.

For example I always presumed mine was average if not slightly smaller than average. I then started having instances where size was an issue for the odd girl, comments and compliments in the bedroom and finally one girl shouting out at a pre-drinking session that she heard I had a big dick.

While it's hardly massive or huge, both in times of girth and length, after doing some fairly easy to do research online I found out I am larger than normal, although only by just over an inch or two (depending on the study you look at).
Original post by UWS
Too bad. But here's a rep to cheer you up :biggrin:


dat shizzle isn't good enough to improve my emotional state
1st u steal my 100th posts (EVERY FRIKIN 1)Then u steal my reps/post ideas
Then u

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Original post by DanB1991
OP you seriously have to give a measurement here to get an accurate response.


Guess I'll have to measure it someday.

Original post by DanB1991

finally one girl shouting out at a pre-drinking session that she heard I had a big dick.



Haha! That has happened to me too. It was New Year's 2 years ago and my ex shouted out in front of 40-odd people: "(my name) has a huge dick".
You sure she wasnt talking about your salamence elite 4 drake
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Original post by CheeseIsVeg
dat shizzle isn't good enough to improve my emotional state
1st u steal my 100th posts (EVERY FRIKIN 1)Then u steal my reps/post ideas
Then u

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Awww :hugs:
I'll let you win one day :h:

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Original post by UWS
Awww :hugs:
I'll let you win one day :h:

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bish no u won't
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Original post by Dodgypirate
Haha! That has happened to me too. It was New Year's 2 years ago and my ex shouted out in front of 40-odd people: "(my name) has a huge dick".


Mine was at a pre-drinks during my third year of uni where I'd only met about 1/4 to 1/3 of the people due to most being first or second years. All of a sudden a drunk acquaintance shouted, during 'I have never', "Ohhhh I heard from (insert mutual friend) that you have a massive dick!".

Room wen't completely silent, I went bright red, the guy next to me nodded his head, said respect and gave me a Budweiser.... still the room went dead silent with everyone looking at the acquaintance and myself. No-one sure what to say, while my mates are having a giggling fit in the kitchen next door.

Not boasting but I wish it happened more often, lets just say I made quite a few new friends over the next few weeks due to that :lol:
Are girls actually turned off by large penises?
Original post by Dodgypirate
Are girls actually turned off by large penises?


Depends how large. Being slightly longer with slightly more girth than usual is perfectly fine, if not preferable. It's when it gets too large issues start. Even then the response from my mates who are girls (and gay guys I suppose) goes from, "It was great but I couldn't handle it all the time" to "Get that gigantic thing away from me!".

I would say if you're under 8 inches without being too wide you'll be fine.
Most girls just haven't been with a guy who has taken the time to get her excited enough that she'll be wet and open enough to take him with minimal pain. This alters our perception of what "average" and "large" really is.

I struggled with an ex and felt so embarrassed I couldn't take him. I thought it was my fault, considered seeing a doc over it, and I was so reserved it caused my next relationship after him to crumble quickly as well. He had such a huge ego about it too and that did not help in the slightest. He figured that the issue was that he was too big and took pride in repeating this. Turned out just hadn't done enough prep / wasn't turned on enough to be able to take him. Since then have taken bigger because the guy knows what he's doing! A guy who knows what he's doing in bed and a little lube if needed = daaaamn. :heart:

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