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"Your dick is too big!"

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Original post by DanB1991
Mine was at a pre-drinks during my third year of uni where I'd only met about 1/4 to 1/3 of the people due to most being first or second years. All of a sudden a drunk acquaintance shouted, during 'I have never', "Ohhhh I heard from (insert mutual friend) that you have a massive dick!".

Room wen't completely silent, I went bright red, the guy next to me nodded his head, said respect and gave me a Budweiser.... still the room went dead silent with everyone looking at the acquaintance and myself. No-one sure what to say, while my mates are having a giggling fit in the kitchen next door.

Not boasting but I wish it happened more often, lets just say I made quite a few new friends over the next few weeks due to that :lol:


Your reaction sounded a bit beta mate. If somebody said that about me, I would have the biggest smile on my face and say it's true :wink:
Original post by CA$H KRAZE
Your reaction sounded a bit beta mate. If somebody said that about me, I would have the biggest smile on my face and say it's true :wink:


Well I don't believe the whole alpha beta bullcrap spouted by pickup artists. I've never struggled with girls nor socialising.

It was simply an awkward situation brought about the fact I didn't know most the people there. My response of going red, shrugging my shoulder and saying "yeah, so?" seems perfectly normal. Your response is one I've heard often when this story has come up and in all honesty I've never once seen someone act in the 'alpha manner' you suggested unless incredibly pissed and surrounded by an energetic alpha male mentality. Which is something everyone, male and female tend to do, even the most "beta" individuals.
Big isn't good, it can hurt.
Original post by DanB1991
OP you seriously have to give a measurement here to get an accurate response.

For example I always presumed mine was average if not slightly smaller than average. I then started having instances where size was an issue for the odd girl, comments and compliments in the bedroom and finally one girl shouting out at a pre-drinking session that she heard I had a big dick.

While it's hardly massive or huge, both in times of girth and length, after doing some fairly easy to do research online I found out I am larger than normal, although only by just over an inch or two (depending on the study you look at).


Same I thought my dick was average / below average (probably cus of porn). Then with my last ex gf, couldn't even get it in without shitloads of lube and she came literally as soon as I put it in the first time lol. Good feeling ngl.
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Original post by bassbabe
Big isn't good, it can hurt.


This pleases me greatly


Original post by ChickenMadness
Same I thought my dick was average / below average (probably cus of porn). Then with my last ex gf, couldn't even get it in without shitloads of lube and she came literally as soon as I put it in the first time lol. Good feeling ngl.


u lowkey mandingo bruh
Original post by redbronze1


pretty much all threads tho tbh...
Original post by Dodgypirate
Right, so she's worried that it'll hurt her then?

If a guy with a long penis knows how to use it, it doesn't hurt the girl.

A lot of guys think that girls like to be pounded...


That's what happens when you watch too much porn
I'm glad to see that the quality of threads on TSR is consistent...
Original post by Dodgypirate
TITLE CORRECTION: Your.


I've had 4 relationships in my lifetime and one sexual fling.

On every single occasion, the girl has said: "Oh my word, you're dick is too big!"

Girls, do you usually say this because you're worried it might/will hurt, or are you in some way excited?


Each time it's happened, I've instantly thought "She's overwhelmed by it..." and it's put me off having sex.


You sure she didn't say "OH my God. You're too big of a dick" :biggrin:
No. 1: Make sure she's actually turned on and ready.
No. 2: Don't go in as deep. If you feel a lot of resistance, back off a bit and go in more shallow.
Original post by Viva Emptiness
No girl is excited by the thought of having her cervix all smashed up. Literally none.


What about Melania Trump? I mean Trump probably puts up the national average of penis size up in the USA, seeing as though he is a walking one.
Original post by The_Internet
What about Melania Trump? I mean Trump probably puts up the national average of penis size up in the USA, seeing as though he is a walking one.


Are you saying...he crawls up inside her vagina? Because it sounds like you're saying he crawls inside her vagina.
Original post by Viva Emptiness
Are you saying...he crawls up inside her vagina? Because it sounds like you're saying he crawls inside her vagina.


Nah. He's a massive dick and she's a massive vagina so they sorta..mash
Original post by The_Internet
What about Melania Trump? I mean Trump probably puts up the national average of penis size up in the USA, seeing as though he is a walking one.


because he has a 12 inch
Original post by The_Internet
Nah. He's a massive dick and she's a massive vagina so they sorta..mash


I'm not sure this really worked, but I appreciate the effort.
Original post by MagnetoWasRight
because he has a 12 inch


I'm pretty sure it's 1.88m
Original post by Viva Emptiness
I'm not sure this really worked, but I appreciate the effort.


ONly cos you dissected it :biggrin:
Original post by Viva Emptiness
No girl is excited by the thought of having her cervix all smashed up. Literally none.


Wow. You came back
Original post by The_Internet
I'm pretty sure it's 1.88m


Yuuuuuuuuuge.

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