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How to be an Alpha

Follow dese steps:

1. Mix 3g phenibut with some water and cordial
2. Drink it you idiot
3. Neck a Redbull or if you have good taste, a Monster
4. Wait 1-4 hours
5. Become a social God
6. Arrange a night out and proceed to get drunk from one or two shots
7. Smash a girl you met on said night out
8. Wake up feeling calm and euphoric

Side note: Don't do this more than twice a week

Das it mane

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That's not how to be an Alpha,
that's how to be an Alpha Kenny One.

Thanks, but I suggest you become a Gamma Male.
The gamma male... Not often talked about, but they are out there. Usually a Gamma is an Alpha Male that “grew up” and toned down the antics slightly and started being socially conscious and more of a team player.
kek this is more like 'how to be beta'

You can't become alpha, you're either born alpha, or you're not.
Original post by Kiritsugu
That's not how to be an Alpha,
that's how to be an Alpha Kenny One.

Thanks, but I suggest you become a Gamma Male.
The gamma male... Not often talked about, but they are out there. Usually a Gamma is an Alpha Male that “grew up” and toned down the antics slightly and started being socially conscious and more of a team player.


What you've just described is a Cuck
Change the word "alpha" to "complete bell-end" and you might be in business.
Original post by AccessToUni25
What you've just described is a Cuck


A cuck is somebody who let's his wife sleep with another man for a fetish
Sounds like something a wasteman would do.
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Instructions not clear, dick got stuck in ceiling fan.
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U aware bruh
Original post by WoodyMKC
Change the word "alpha" to "sex offender" and you might be in business.


:holmes: *
bombard yourself with neutrons and end up with only two protons and two neutrons....

Physics joke ho!
Original post by the bear
Excellent post, Woody, you are truly a genius.


Thanks :redface: and PRSOM :rolleyes:
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Original post by Toasticide
bombard yourself with neutrons and end up with only two protons and two neutrons....

Physics joke ho!


good one :five: *

perhaps it will provoke a reaction...
Original post by UWS
Instructions not clear, dick got stuck in ceiling fan.


You have a lil willy sheep @Lord Samosa :smile:
Like fish in a barrel top kek
@RDKGames
=))))))))))))))))))have a look at this
Original post by Rhaenys10
@RDKGames
=))))))))))))))))))have a look at this


As a first-class α\alpha male I can confirm that this list is BS.

:smile:
Original post by RDKGames
As a first-class α\alpha male I can confirm that this list is BS.

:smile:


whoa u don't say=)))
what r ur secrets then
Original post by Rhaenys10
whoa u don't say=)))
what r ur secrets then


That's classified. If I reveal too much I'm afraid my pull game can be compromised.
I'd just consume some Radon if I were you

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