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When was the last time you had sex?

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Original post by Zuki
"Dyeing one’s hair black" wat

"Having intercourse with one's wife in her rectum" :rofl: :toofunny: the wording tho

Hahaha yeah, it says you cannot dye it black unless you had black hair to begin with.


lmao, I guess we're all going to Jahanam m8 :indiff: See you there

orly, how pure are you? :hmmm:

See you in jahanam. I have never even kissed anyone, let alone done any stuff. I drink a little bit with family but that's it.

thanks, I'd like to thank my mum, whom of which this would not be possible without

:toofunny:
Laku noć :smile:
Last Sunday boooooooooooooooooooooi
Original post by Eternalflames
Hahaha yeah, it says you cannot dye it black unless you had black hair to begin with.


See you in jahanam. I have never even kissed anyone, let alone done any stuff. I drink a little bit with family but that's it.


:toofunny:
Laku noć :smile:



Lmaooooooooooo ayyyy you're learning

Laku noc! :jumphug:
Original post by Eternalflames
Hahaha yeah, it says you cannot dye it black unless you had black hair to begin with.


See you in jahanam. I have never even kissed anyone, let alone done any stuff. I drink a little bit with family but that's it.


:toofunny:
Laku noć :smile:


wow mashallah sister :laugh:
like yesterday :lol:
Original post by 571122
It's been eight years for me, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhhhh eiiiiiiiiiiiight freakingggggggggggg yeaaaaaaaaaaaarsssssssssssssssss! This is tormenting. I need to get back in the game sometime soon!


8 years!
WTF?
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Original post by ODES_PDES
8 years!
WTF?

You must think it's easy to get girls eh?
Original post by 571122
You must think it's easy to get girls eh?


It s easy when ur a normal guy lol

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Original post by Angry Bird
wow mashallah sister :laugh:

I'm not Muslim :redface:
Sunday night
june, I think. way too long ago. total BS, right? my friends I live with (2 at least) have pulled already (since freshers) so the lucky ladies come around to see them about once a week now, but what about me? what about me, guys? such ********. it's usually *me* who pulls. utterly ridiculous.
Original post by Eternalflames
I'm not Muslim :redface:


still more mashallable than some of the hoejabis you see these days
Original post by Angry Bird
still more mashallable than some of the hoejabis you see these days

Thank you bhai (guessing you're Asian, soz if you're not) :smile:

Hoejabi :toofunny:

@TheBBQ knew a Saudi girl at Uni who slept with so many guys, then went back home an acted all religious :rofl:
Original post by Eternalflames
Thank you bhai (guessing you're Asian, soz if you're not) :smile:

Hoejabi :toofunny:

@TheBBQ knew a Saudi girl at Uni who slept with so many guys, then went back home an acted all religious :rofl:


A-man must've slept with her too. :u:
Original post by undercxver
A-man must've slept with her too. :u:


PRSOM! :rofl:
I wanted to rep you! :frown:

And lol, he probably did :lol:
Original post by Eternalflames
PRSOM! :rofl:
I wanted to rep you! :frown:

And lol, he probably did :lol:


Lol its f999

Leave him a VM, he doesn't seem to get many. :ninja:
Original post by undercxver
Lol its f999

Leave him a VM, he doesn't seem to get many. :ninja:


I guess you two still have your arguments in the GC :lol:
Original post by 571122
What is your reasoning behind that?


Have you seen the people on this website?
Original post by Eternalflames
I guess you two still have your arguments in the GC :lol:


He left lmaooo. I bet its cos he was tired of the bullying. :toofunny:

Anyways he said it was for some other reason lolll yeah right.

Tiny dik problems. :frown:
Original post by undercxver
A-man must've slept with her too. :u:


Original post by Eternalflames
PRSOM! :rofl:
I wanted to rep you! :frown:

And lol, he probably did :lol:


Wtf no I didn't :colonhash:

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