jerking off for a dude ain't gay, right?

Ha. Well i'm a 5 FT 7 IN tall ex Moulin Rouge Showgirl if that's any help.

*wolf whistles* Dang gurl, that must have been lots of fun!

Bloody hard work, actually. The Can Can was an absolute killer. By the time it was over the sweat was literally dripping off your face and into your eyes, which made your false eyelashes come off, which you then had to re-apply in time for the Grand Finale. While at the same time trying to stem the flow of sweat still dripping off your face, so you at least sort of looked half decent in your pink ostrich feathers and diamante even if you felt like a knackered old sweat bag. Then having to repeat the entire show all over again an hour later and muster up some energy from somewhere. Putting your can can dress on for the second time that night and it is still ringing wet inside with sweat and cold and clammy against your skin. Two shows a night, six nights a week. [Oh the glamour. Not].

Are you the user with the weird Japanese ex-boyfriend?

Scratching my head

it's normal

Is that what gays in denial tell themselves these days?

OK I'm very confused. [Not uncommon for me nowadays]. Does the OP touch other guys willies and jerk them off or do the other guys watch the OP jerk off or do they both do it to themselves but near each other or what?

@AlexFam But I'm proud that you joined the lingerie society

But you should be worried about that hair, god damn!

Jking

Good

TBF there's nothing wrong with a little exhibitionism, provided you're comfortable. I've done it too in the past, just because I like being watched/turning people on.

^ The title was "jerking off for a dude ain't gay, right?", in case the title does get changed.

And quotes you just in case something happens to your comment

@AngryRedhead


Lots of people like her

nothing's happening to this thread it's gold

pfft who

guys like @AlexFam?

when the cringe is too much...