Would you tolerate "NO SEX ON CAMPUS" if it meant no tuition fees?

Imagine tuition fees were scrapped, the only caveat being that sex was not allowed on campus while registered with the university.

Would you accept this proposal, or would you show yourself up to be a sex-mad mug that is at uni for all the wrong reasons?

Imagine tuition fees were scrapped, the only caveat being that sex was not allowed on campus while registered with the university.

Would you accept this proposal, or would you show yourself up to be a sex-mad mug that is at uni for all the wrong reasons?

How would they know that someone is having sex? You can't tell unless they've paid people to be a grass...

Imagine tuition fees were scrapped, the only caveat being that sex was not allowed on campus while registered with the university.

Would you accept this proposal, or would you show yourself up to be a sex-mad mug that is at uni for all the wrong reasons?

Heat sensors or CCTV inside your rooms.

Moment of silence

Wait, so you're still a virgin?

Is it for religious reasons, or just never found the right person?

Heat sensors or CCTV inside your rooms.

Subtle brutality, love it