Sometimes when I get in the shower I like to pretend I am a fish.

soecialtony

I'm going to bed.

Night

That's okay. I pretend I'm a fish everyday.

Carp diem.

This is just weird.

What an amateur, I pretend that I'm a mudskipper.

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Longshot002

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Sometimes, when I'm alone, I like to strip naked, paint myself black, retract my limbs and head and roll around like the big evil robot from The Incredibles.

Reply 7

the bear

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i like to coat myself in vaseline and mayonnaise and pretend i am a dying slug

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HannaMarin

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Yesterday when i was in the shower, i cupped my hands, and peed into them. i sat there holding 8 ounces of my own pee. i looked at it, felt its warmth, and then unclasped my hands as i watch the golden liquid flow down the drain. and i thought what if....what if i would have drank that pee?

Reply 9

Kyx

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Original post by UWS

Carp diem.

Oh my cod, this was great!

Reply 10

Eternalflames

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Original post by the bear

i like to coat myself in vaseline and mayonnaise and pretend i am a dying slug

That's after I throw salt on them :u:

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It's****ingWOODY

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Wouldn't a bath work better?

Reply 12

TeenRose29

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Original post by HannaMarin

Yesterday when i was in the shower, i cupped my hands, and peed into them. i sat there holding 8 ounces of my own pee. i looked at it, felt its warmth, and then unclasped my hands as i watch the golden liquid flow down the drain. and i thought what if....what if i would have drank that pee?

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Reply 13

Eternalflames

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Original post by HannaMarin

Yesterday when i was in the shower, i cupped my hands, and peed into them. i sat there holding 8 ounces of my own pee. i looked at it, felt its warmth, and then unclasped my hands as i watch the golden liquid flow down the drain. and i thought what if....what if i would have drank that pee?

Reply 14

Rhaenys10

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Original post by HannaMarin

Yesterday when i was in the shower, i cupped my hands, and peed into them. i sat there holding 8 ounces of my own pee. i looked at it, felt its warmth, and then unclasped my hands as i watch the golden liquid flow down the drain. and i thought what if....what if i would have drank that pee?