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That's it from tomorrow I am going to stop masturbating forever.

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Original post by Illuminatus999
I have been masturbating since 12.
But I am tired of it.
I feel it's like a drug that controls me.
From tomorrow I am stopping it for all eternity.
I'll do one in your honour later on.
Original post by wolfmoon88
Yeah, I'm ok, just have vivid imagination of what people who do the opposite of what they say they would do, would be doing... (which is the opposite of what they said they wouldn't do.)
I have a wild imagination too! :five:

it is indeed the opposite of what they say they would do and what they say they wouldn't do! :biggrin:
I haven't for a week :frown:
Original post by hamza772000
I have a wild imagination too! :five:

it is indeed the opposite of what they say they would do and what they say they wouldn't do! :biggrin:


Yeppp #reversepsychology xD
Original post by wolfmoon88
Yeppp #reversepsychology xD
More like #reversepsychologyreversed :biggrin:
Original post by hamza772000
More like #reversepsychologyreversed :biggrin:


They try to trick the psychological system but it only backfires #whenlifegetstoughitusuallybecomestougher xD
Original post by wolfmoon88
They try to trick the psychological system but it only backfires #whenlifegetstoughitusuallybecomestougher xD
Yeah, the psychological system psychologically makes them a psychopathic psycho #Notallpsycho'swearcapes
Good luck mate. Don't let it control your life.
Original post by hamza772000
Yeah, the psychological system psychologically makes them a psychopathic psycho #Notallpsycho'swearcapes


[video="youtube;atjhOhH-V3E"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atjhOhH-V3E[/video]

XD
Original post by wolfmoon88
[video="youtube;atjhOhH-V3E"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atjhOhH-V3E[/video]

XD
Oh, lord, how tranquil :biggrin: XD
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I stopped masturbating for a while. Then I discovered bestgore.com
Original post by hamza772000
Oh, lord, how tranquil :biggrin: XD


Classic movie, explains situation perfectly :P
Good luck :nothing:
Original post by Tootles
I'll do one in your honour later on.


ZOMG you animal :rofl:
Original post by wolfmoon88
Classic movie, explains situation perfectly :P
Haha, so he goes in the shower and just before he begins to masturbate, someone comes and stabs him? :rofl: XD
Original post by hamza772000
Haha, so he goes in the shower and just before he begins to masturbate, someone comes and stabs him? :rofl: XD


No No No, you got it all wrong, he stabs himself because he broke a promise he made on a thread on TSR xDDDD
Original post by wolfmoon88
No No No, you got it all wrong, he stabs himself because he broke a promise he made on a thread on TSR xDDDD
Oh, hahaha, I'm sorry XD looool :P
Original post by Lost Her Way
ZOMG you animal :rofl:
:sexface:
Original post by Rhythmical
I haven't for a week :frown:


Again you are a women, it's different.
It's your loss.

I do love the 'from tomorrow' bit though. It says a lot about how much you want to do it and your chances of success.

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