#Relatable
My mum also talks to my old toys.
My mum and dad have a farting competition. (Weird as f***) How is that even relationship goals like no, ew,
Um, weird things, she talks the most amount of sh** in the world which disrupts me from my work.
She makes me step on her legs. (Weird, ngl when she's being mean to me, sometimes I take advantage)
She makes me ask dumb questions to people. Scenario: We were in house of fraser in town and I seen this really nice dress right, and my mum asked me how much is it and I looked on the tag and it was like £180 and I told my mum and she was like ask the customer assistant, and I was like why because I've already told you? My mum shouted at me and said they might have a sale on. What a dumb sh**.
She wacks her crutch in my arse when we are in morrisons.
She will leave the bathroom door open when she goes to the loo. (EW I KNO)
When she's ironing the clothes upstairs, she will tell me to go from downstairs, while I'm doing my work, to fill up a bottle of water from the bathroom, when she's only two steps away from the bathroom.
She wears my dad's tops around the house... LOL
She gives my dad 'storytime' about her periods. Weird as f***
& ALOT of other dumb things.
BTW,
@0to100, some stuff for you to laugh at up there ^ and please clear your pms