I saw a lecturer's boobs today

So 1st off she's not fit or anything, she's gotta be pushing 60
And earlier on I was wondering if she's married because she has no wedding ring

So anyways I go up to her today and ask her for any "news" basically regarding the class since I missed last lecture right

Well she pulls out her phone and starts swiping right saying she's got screenshots of last week's notes

So I'm stood up over her shoulder looking down at her phone and I see notes and that but then suddenly

I see naked selfies :|

she tried to act like nothing happened and started swiping right hella fast over all these naked mirror selfies :puke:

of her saggy boobs and all omd. But I looked away real quick after I finally realised she was uncomfortable tilting the phone away.

Now she's gonna hate me even more. :frown:

Reply 1

Nirvana1989-1994

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Original post by 0to100

So 1st off she's not fit or anything, she's gotta be pushing 60
And earlier on I was wondering if she's married because she has no wedding ring

So anyways I go up to her today and ask her for any "news" basically regarding the class since I missed last lecture right

Well she pulls out her phone and starts swiping right saying she's got screenshots of last week's notes

So I'm stood up over her shoulder looking down at her phone and I see notes and that but then suddenly

I see naked selfies :|

she tried to act like nothing happened and started swiping right hella fast over all these naked mirror selfies :puke:

of her saggy boobs and all omd. But I looked away real quick after I finally realised she was uncomfortable tilting the phone away.

Now she's gonna hate me even more. :frown:

Reply 2

Rhaenys10

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Original post by 0to100

So 1st off she's not fit or anything, she's gotta be pushing 60
And earlier on I was wondering if she's married because she has no wedding ring

So anyways I go up to her today and ask her for any "news" basically regarding the class since I missed last lecture right

Well she pulls out her phone and starts swiping right saying she's got screenshots of last week's notes

So I'm stood up over her shoulder looking down at her phone and I see notes and that but then suddenly

I see naked selfies :|

she tried to act like nothing happened and started swiping right hella fast over all these naked mirror selfies :puke:

of her saggy boobs and all omd. But I looked away real quick after I finally realised she was uncomfortable tilting the phone away.

Now she's gonna hate me even more. :frown:

Is she that lecturer you were telling me about? :rofl:

lmaooo that's jokes

Can't you change classes?

Lets hope they don't haunt you at night omg

Reply 5

Bang Outta Order

OP

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Original post by Rhaenys10

Is she that lecturer you were telling me about? :rofl:

no that would've been classic as **** though, this is another, I don't have that lecture today.

Might just ask the other ***** professor to show me something on her phone next :colone:

Reply 6

Retired_Messiah

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Have fun with the PTSD. ****.

Reply 7

Rhaenys10

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Original post by 0to100

no that would've been classic as **** though, this is another, I don't have that lecture today.

Might just ask the other ***** professor to show me something on her phone next :colone:

Forgot to ask you if you solved that problem :rofl:

It would've indeed been amazing, it's true.

Reply 8

Bang Outta Order

OP

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Original post by XOR

amazing

and gross af

Yes it was a sad day for me

U gnna tap that bro?

drop out
it's the only choice you have :rofl:

yikes man
this gave me ptsd just reading it :afraid:

Reply 11

Bang Outta Order

OP

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Original post by BigMan Ting

That's really awkward bro....
Well, there's always fresh pussy around campus right? unless you are into dogging with grannies - now that's a whole another story