I saw a lecturer's boobs today

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Reply 40

username1726117

Well, on the bright side...titties!

Reply 41

username1539513

I just want to know which university to avoid, not stalking :s-smilie:

Reply 42

TeenRose29

Keele Uni

, I actually don't know :colone:

Reply 43

Bang Outta Order

:| you didn't see what I saw :no:

Reply 44

Nirvana1989-1994

Original post by 0to100

wtf is wrong with me getting these kinda people teaching me

Unlucky, brah :rofl:

Reply 45

Bang Outta Order

Original post by Reachin4TheStars

Trust, kinda weird but oh well :lol:

Oh Godddd, imagine she comes up, omlll that would be epicccc :biggrin:

She would be hella' embarrased yano :tongue:

just print the profile out and flash it when she says I'm getting a low grade :deal:

Just gonna say, "remember this? Want this on the uni webpage? Huh?! :angry:

"

lool

Reply 46

username1539513

Original post by Reachin4TheStars

Keele Uni

, I actually don't know :colone:

What a disreputable institution; you would never have caught the lecturers at my mothers institution behaving like that

Reply 47

TeenRose29

Original post by 0to100

just print the profile out and flash it when she says I'm getting a low grade :deal:

Just gonna say, "remember this? Want this on the uni webpage? Huh?! :angry:

"

lool

Omllllll epic idea, blackmail her yanoo, she'll have to give you an A* then otherwise her status will be down the drain. :biggrin:

Reply 48

TeenRose29

Okay, I actually don't know. :s-smilie:

Reply 49

Bang Outta Order

Original post by Reachin4TheStars

Okay, I actually don't know. :s-smilie:

can you pls not speak to her around me :rofl:

I'd rather your current av tbh l.m.a.o.

Reply 50

TeenRose29

Original post by 0to100

can you pls not speak to her around me :rofl:

I'd rather your current av tbh l.m.a.o.

lol I don't usually talk to her, I was just making up a uni name :biggrin:

sorry

Reply 51

Bang Outta Order

you wouldnt be laughing if you saw what I saw :frown:

lmao think she had some crotch shots as well
not sure how to face her next week pfft

Reply 52

username1539513

I'll bet my bars of silver that its really a Birmingham university :laugh:

Reply 53

Saba XD

I can't rep you. :rofl:

PRSOM.

Reply 54

PrincessBO$$

Original post by 0to100

So 1st off she's not fit or anything, she's gotta be pushing 60
And earlier on I was wondering if she's married because she has no wedding ring

So anyways I go up to her today and ask her for any "news" basically regarding the class since I missed last lecture right

Well she pulls out her phone and starts swiping right saying she's got screenshots of last week's notes

So I'm stood up over her shoulder looking down at her phone and I see notes and that but then suddenly

I see naked selfies :|

she tried to act like nothing happened and started swiping right hella fast over all these naked mirror selfies :puke:

of her saggy boobs and all omd. But I looked away real quick after I finally realised she was uncomfortable tilting the phone away.

Now she's gonna hate me even more. :frown:

Hmmm

how come ur life seems interesting. :colonhash:

Reply 55

PurpleDelight

Well make sure you don't miss another lecture then or even leave room for you to talk to her one-to-one ever again

Reply 56

Little Popcorns

wow what a freak :lol:

do we believe this though that's the question

Reply 57

TheBirdman

Hahahah, I imagine it being like one of those grandma sex adverts that pop up on your computer, but in real life.

Reply 58

Bang Outta Order

Original post by Little Popcorns

wow what a freak :lol:

do we believe this though that's the question

how am I meant to prove it :| anyways dont h8
and she might be old but she needs love too lol
honestly now all jokes aside I need a hug because the awkwardness is sinking in, I'm in after shock

Reply 59

Little Popcorns

Original post by 0to100

how am I meant to prove it :| anyways dont h8
and she might be old but she needs love too lol
honestly now all jokes aside I need a hug because the awkwardness is sinking in, I'm in after shock

This is understandable :console:

It's a trauma to say the least. I know her age shouldn't matter and she still needs love but come on a bit of common sense wouldn't have gone a miss! Keeping naked selfies on a phone you might swipe through to show your students stuff for teaching is immature.