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Stuck at Station Dressed for Halloween as a Cat

I'm sitting at a station waiting for a train but someone has been trespassing on the line and no trains are cominig.

I'm cold and feel a bit weird as I'm all on my own and dressed up as a cat and keep getting looked at. Wish I was drunk then I wouldn't care.

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You have got to be kitten me right now
Original post by SuperHuman98
You have got to be kitten me right now


I'm really cold. Didn't dress for hanging about for ages on a station platform. And my tail is getting soggy.
Someone made the same joke on radio 1 about two hours ago... albeit they said they were a goblin and their ears were getting droopy.... good try OP.
Original post by DanB1991
Someone made the same joke on radio 1 about two hours ago... albeit they said they were a goblin and their ears were getting droopy.... good try OP.


Haven't listened to Radio 1 hardly since I was 16. And my tail is soggy not droopy.
Ill come and stroke u

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Original post by Student7866
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I'd probably just spit and hiss at the moment, unless you bought alcohol or hot coffee.
Original post by SuperHuman98
You have got to be kitten me right now


You have *CAT to be kitten me right *MEOW
Original post by Bezoar
You have *CAT to be kitten me right *MEOW


I just worked out the joke. :rolleyes:
maybe the station master will give you a saucer of milk ?
Original post by lamaragymnast
I'm sitting at a station waiting for a train but someone has been trespassing on the line and no trains are cominig.

I'm cold and feel a bit weird as I'm all on my own and dressed up as a cat and keep getting looked at. Wish I was drunk then I wouldn't care.


Ignore them.
Original post by DolphinMan
Ignore them.


Well sort of am trying, but feel a bit silly and embarrassed to be honest. I did talk to two zombies earlier, but they've gone now.
What a pawful situation
Original post by the bear
maybe the station master will give you a saucer of milk ?


I need more than milk or a saucer. It's a crappy station with no staff hardly anyway.
Original post by lamaragymnast
Well sort of am trying, but feel a bit silly and embarrassed to be honest. I did talk to two zombies earlier, but they've gone now.


Why are you in the train station?.
Are you on a way to a Halloween party?.
Original post by DolphinMan
Why are you in the train station?.
Are you on a way to a Halloween party?.


No, I always go out dressed like this.

Actually going to mates and then club with Halloween night.
you could ring a taxi if you have enough money in your kitty...
Original post by lamaragymnast
No, I always go out dressed like this.

Actually going to mates and then club with Halloween night.


You see, you are going to have a great night out.
Focus on that.
Original post by the bear
you could ring a taxi if you have enough money in your kitty...


There's a different discussion for lame jokes. :rolleyes:
seriously if you feel vulnerable and in danger ring the British Transport Police. they will help.

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