Crush went into toilet right after me

Basically I fancy one of my housemates who lives right across from me and I just came out of the toilet from doing a very horrible poo and I'm ill and it bloody stunk & we don't have a window in the bathroom and the air freshener was empty. So I quickly sprint across to my room to grab some spray in attempt to disguise the foul odour when just as I'm about to do a massive spray fumigation of the bathroom he walks out of his room & sees me just in there and uses the toilet.

Obviously I know he knows that I poo and that, that isn't the issue it just so happened that I did the smelliest **** of my life and there's nothing available to hide the smell and he sees me walking straight out. I'm just worried that it'll make it awkward or he'll made a joke or comment about it and I'll get embarrassed

howling

Blame a male housemate

Glad I used my second account for this as I know people don't think I'm being serious

be a powerful person and tell us who you are

He saw me walking out/in there!

So you fake equally disgusted

His room's right next to the bathroom so he knows I was in there for a good while unleashing hell