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How often do you change/wash your bed sheets?

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Original post by UWS
Jizz stains huh.... :hmmm:


I thought it was pretty self explanatory but apparently not:confused:.

Jizz stains are caused by spilling your seed on your sheets, where it dries leaving a thin shiny coating.

The biggest cause is usually precum when laying on your side and getting an erection but can happen when;

You masturbate and don't clean up quickly.

She (Or he, I'm not judging) gives you a windy, there's bound to be some spillage, most of which will likely land on your sheets.

You give her (He, schlim, schlur) a facial.

You pull out.

Sometimes it occurs on your pillow too, usually if you snowball.(Google it, and don't tell me I'm disgusting until you try it yourself:wink:).
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Original post by Notorious AHIG
I thought it was pretty self explanatory but apparently not:confused:.

Jizz stains are caused by spilling your seed on your sheets, where it dries leaving a thin shiny coating.

The biggest cause is usually precum when laying on your side and getting an erection but can happen when;

You masturbate and don't clean up quickly.

She (Or he, I'm not judging) gives you a windy, there's bound to be some spillage, most of which will likely land on your sheets.

You give her (He, schlim, schlur) a facial.

You pull out.

Sometimes it occurs on your pillow too, usually if you snowball.(Google it, and don't tell me I'm disgusting until you try it yourself:wink:).


I know what a jizz stain is :colonhash:

But thanks for being so graphic and now I have to go home on the train with that image engraved onto my brain.
Original post by UWS
But thanks for being so graphic and now I have to go home on the train with that image engraved onto my brain.


I do try:biggrin:.
Meh whenever my sheets get too crusty or I get stuck to them. Whichever happens first....
Original post by RDKGames
No. 52 weeks.

A year would imply ~52.1429 weeks which is simply not the same. I'm not THAT filthy, I have standards. :holmes:


PRSOM. :rofl:
Once a week. :yep:
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Original post by RF_PineMarten
....???

You can change them????


God damnit, this whole time I've been popping into Ikea every other weekend to find replacements.
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Original post by acupofgreentea
Once a week. :yep:


Wow, lots of commitment!

Original post by Saba XD
PRSOM. :rofl:


Have you answered? :hmmmm:
r u callin me nasty
Original post by Notorious AHIG
I thought it was pretty self explanatory but apparently not:confused:.

Jizz stains are caused by spilling your seed on your sheets, where it dries leaving a thin shiny coating.

The biggest cause is usually precum when laying on your side and getting an erection but can happen when;

You masturbate and don't clean up quickly.

She (Or he, I'm not judging) gives you a windy, there's bound to be some spillage, most of which will likely land on your sheets.

You give her (He, schlim, schlur) a facial.

You pull out.

Sometimes it occurs on your pillow too, usually if you snowball.(Google it, and don't tell me I'm disgusting until you try it yourself:wink:).


I don't think that explanation was really called for :rofl: :rofl:
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Ikr, I still can't get that image out of my head.
Once every 4 months usually every month or when I have time.
Weekly.
MONTHLY :d
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Original post by bizzy_penguin
Once every 4 months usually every month or when I have time.


Wow, 4 months :redface:



Hmm, so technically that could be after a year?
Original post by UWS
Ikr, I still can't get that image out of my head.


For goodness sake :rofl: :rofl:
reading this thread I didn't realise how often people change their bed sheets... do you all have a lot of different bed sheets then
Original post by liberalluv
r u callin me nasty


Is this greatguy?
Original post by DanB1991
Meh whenever my sheets get too crusty or I get stuck to them. Whichever happens first....


That's so grim.

I change my sheets every 2-3 weeks. Fresh, clean sheets straight from the dryer. Such perfection.
Every week 😏

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