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Original post by Laeliakiwi




the elusive roadman, what a specimen. idk if I could handle such a big "adidas package" :colonhash:

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It's like Nike just do it.

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Original post by Laeliakiwi
does it work?



where? :afraid:



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That's ur choice :mmm:
Original post by l'etranger
It's like Nike just do it.

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maybe I should eh? new years resolution in the making

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Original post by Laeliakiwi




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Original post by hamza772000
That's ur choice :mmm:


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Original post by Laeliakiwi

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go to a nightclub and tell the ugliest girl there: "wanna be my 10 for the evening"?
the downside of this, as I have found, is that you will have a horrific time trying to get and then keep an erection...
Original post by Laeliakiwi
maybe I should eh? new years resolution in the making

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North Face jacket on fleek yo

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Original post by Lord Samosa

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Original post by hamza772000

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Original post by Laeliakiwi

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Original post by sleepysnooze
go to a nightclub and tell the ugliest girl there: "wanna be my 10 for the evening"?
the downside of this, as I have found, is that you will have a horrific time trying to get and then keep an erection...


but I'm straight :cry:

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Original post by l'etranger
North Face jacket on fleek yo

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they had a sale this week actually

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if youve got a vagina be happy cos you can flick yo genitals all day
Original post by liberalluv
if youve got a vagina be happy cos you can flick yo genitals all day


but then....

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Original post by hamza772000

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Original post by Laeliakiwi
but I'm straight :cry:

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then go to a nightclub, or tell any male acquaintence "wanna be my pull for the night"? - I'm not even positing an "if" - they will comply if they're not gay and you're at least a 6
Original post by Laeliakiwi
but then....

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Well once we do it too many times we get blue balls (sometimes) and next thing you know it you're nutting dust
Original post by Laeliakiwi



they had a sale this week actually

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2 for the price of 1 innit

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Original post by Laeliakiwi
and there's no-one to have le sexy times with...

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Original post by sleepysnooze
then go to a nightclub, or tell any male acquaintence "wanna be my pull for the night"? - I'm not even positing an "if" - they will comply if they're not gay and you're at least a 6


idk what my rating is

also

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Original post by liberalluv
Well once we do it too many times we get blue balls (sometimes) and next thing you know it you're nutting dust


:rofl:

sounds like fun

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