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I saw Santa...

... kissing Rudolph :claus:

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:rofl:
I saw your mother kissing Rudolph.
So did I years ago.

I was in the car park with my mum.

And he had a can of stella in one hand, while shuffling his keys aggressively and began cursing when he dropped them trying to get in his second hand Ford focus.

I was shocked, because I believed in Santa at the time.

That day wrecked me I was so distraught. :frown:
Reply 4
Was he a little red faced?

Red nose... get it... no...?
Bestiality isn't cool, Moose. :colonhash:
Original post by jenniferhh
I saw your mother kissing Rudolph.


Wild
Original post by saraxh
:rofl:


I did :lol:
Original post by Mr ravioli
So did I years ago.

I was in the car park with my mum.

And he had a can of stella in one hand, while shuffling his keys aggressively and began cursing when he dropped them trying to get in his second hand Ford focus.

I was shocked, because I believed in Santa at the time.

That day wrecked me I was so distraught. :frown:


He's let himself go in recent years :/ I think he went on a lads tour to Maga and lost his ways... :'(
Original post by OvergrownMoose
I did :lol:


Mrs Claus will not be happy :rofl:
No, no, no of course not! Rudolph is just there to spice up their love life :perv:
Original post by UWS
Was he a little red faced?

Red nose... get it... no...?


:lol: :lol: I think Rudolph had a bit more than a red face when Santa emptied his sack... :s-smilie:
Original post by Nirvana1989-1994
Bestiality isn't cool, Moose. :colonhash:


Unfortunately Santa can't cope with the population crises and is desperate need of a psychiatrist to deal with his stress at this time of year :frown:
Original post by OvergrownMoose
Unfortunately Santa can't cope with the population crises and is desperate need of a psychiatrist to deal with his stress at this time of year :frown:


Sick, Moose. Sick. :colonhash:
Reply 14
Original post by OvergrownMoose
:lol: :lol: I think Rudolph had a bit more than a red face when Santa emptied his sack... :s-smilie:


How to ruin childhoods, vol. 1.
Reply 15
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Original post by OvergrownMoose
... kissing Rudolph :claus:


:bawling:
Original post by Nirvana1989-1994
Sick, Moose. Sick. :colonhash:


Yes, Santa is very sick :wink:
I'm not too sure, I only saw them kiss!
Original post by CheeseIsVeg
:bawling:


I wouldn't kiss you for making me edit this
(edited 7 years ago)

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