What are the pros and cons of dating you?

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pros:
I'm a very accepting person (of most faults - can't get away with everything!)
forgive relatively easily
good listener
I am the hugs champion :biggrin:

honest and straightforward.. generally..
open to a degree of criticism (delivered properly ofc)
will admit mistake if I'm wrong (IF)
open to try anything and everything :colone:

cons:
tend to over-analyse things a lot
need reassurance/attention/compliments relatively regularly
can argue till kingdom come
will wait for you to ask what's wrong if I'm upset
will expect you to listen to me attentively when I talk
can be a little (teeny bit) dramatic (but what's life without a bit of drama)
become too philosophical at times (what is the point of life, really?)
will correct your spelling and grammar unless you have plausible grounds

I'm sure there are more but that's all that comes to mind atm :-)

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Reply 61

NomNoms

pros:cookies
cons: we will always be in debt

Reply 62

UWS

Original post by Supernova91

Pros - I'll treat u like a king

Cons - I have lots and lots of layers to get through first

I like layers :sexface:

Original post by suga(r)

PROS:
♡ Musical skills:
- I can play the guitar (and I can play part of the Force Theme from SW)
- I have some sick beatbox skills
- I can play the main part of Just can't get enough and Strange love on the piano
- I can drum on my stomach
♡ Athletic skills:
- I have 6 sport medals (from chess)
- I can put one of my legs behind my head
- I can do the headstand
♡ I'm full of fun facts so you could learn fascinating new facts
♡ I could converse with you about Freudian psychology and North Korea
♡ And about random life theories
♡ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

CONS:
♡ I tend to meow like a cat sometimes

I'll take meowing :colone:

Original post by WoodyMKC

Pros: Where do I begin...
Cons: Where do I begin...

Big arms

Original post by Rhythmical

Pros: You'll get someone musically creative, weird, stays up all night and idk lol
Cons: Find out :colone:

I want to find out :smug:

Reply 63

Retired_Messiah

Pros:
-Standards are really quite narrow so I have no real people to cheat on you with
-Also too socially awkward to cheat
-Knows a lot of strange useless information that might be interesting if you're into that
-I'm really chilled out most of the time so it's extremely hard to irritate me
-Can make a fart noise using my hands
-Sometimes I'm funny
-Am alive

Cons:
-Sometimes bad at remembering birthdays
-I never remember what day Valentine's day is on so if you care about that... oh dear.
-Not very strong and cannot do DIY, man chores are a no go
-Do not drink tea or coffee, which may flummox parents trying to offer me something
-High potential to message you complicated questions at 4am

Reply 64

UWS

Original post by Nirvana1989-1994

Pros: I'd say I'm not a bad person, and I haven't got a nasty case of 'princess syndrome'.

Cons: I can be really snarky and sarcastic, if I feel that I've been wronged in some way.

Sarcasm is my kind of thing tbh :tongue:

I'm extremely sarcastic lol

Original post by hezzlington

Pros:

I will cook for you, look after you emotionally and physically and **** you properly
I know when to take the lead and when to be a little bit more laid back
Loyalty to my woman is my strongest trait. I won't be remotely interested in other women.
We will go on exciting holidays, travel the world and do it in style. (Free business class tickets, anyone?)
We will wine and dine

Cons:

I have insomnia, lol have fun with that
You will never, ever win an arguement with me. Ever.
I won't skip gym for you.
I won't watch your crappy films or listen to your **** music, sorry .
I'm stubborn, as you can tell.
I'm very tactile, so if you're not really into PDA then, well...sucks to be you.
I'm not massively romantic. I'll buy you nice gifts and display nice gestures, but there probably won't be any nice words to go along with it. Thoughts there though, don't worry.
I probably won't tell you 'I love you' for a very, very long time. So if you say it to me after sex after like, 4 months of being together I will laugh at you and not say it back.

So, what can you cook, Hezz?

Original post by saraxh

Pros: I laugh at stupid jokes
Cons: I might make you do the I do my boyfriend's makeup tag :colone:

Dank memes :biggrin:

Reply 65

hezzlington

Original post by UWS

Sarcasm is my kind of thing tbh :tongue:

I'm extremely sarcastic lol

So, what can you cook, Hezz?

Dank memes :biggrin:

I like cooking South-East Asian food. :smile:

Would love to learn how to cook French food, but I don't have time or the facilities.

Reply 66

suga(r)

Original post by UWS

I'll take meowing :colone:

Meow :3c

You got my hopes up but then I read the cons part...

Reply 67

username2705335

Original post by UWS

Sarcasm is my kind of thing tbh :tongue:

I'm extremely sarcastic lol

So, what can you cook, Hezz?

Dank memes :biggrin:

Wrong Serah :colonhash:

Reply 68

UWS

Original post by hezzlington

I like cooking South-East Asian food. :smile:

Would love to learn how to cook French food, but I don't have time or the facilities.

Ah, how are you with Thai food? I love Thai food :biggrin:

Reply 69

UWS

Original post by sleepysnooze

my dating resume:

pros:
1) do you like sex? I like sex. therefore, badda bing badda boom
2) do you like laughing a **** jokes? me too. let's laugh at how funny we both aren't
3) do you like not feeling lonely on valentines day that's coming up next month? *taps wrist watch* hmm?
4) do you like being anti-social? well sweet - we can pretend like we don't exist until we're bored enough to hang out
5) I play music very well so I can be like a circus monkey for you if you like a good side show
6) I think I have good taste(s), so you can trust me not to be boring, maybe?

cons:
1) I'm not tall, muscular or incredibly handsome (dun dun duun) - but hey, at least I'm not fat or with an ugly face
2) I will probably treat you either way too well or way too badly - better roll that dice and hope for the best.
3) I binge drink and smoke weed quite a lot - you'll have to get used to that
4) I will probably prefer making sure I'm finishing coursework on time or going to the gym over you
5) I will probably never take you to dinner. unless I'm not paying for it all. and even then...

You're hired.

Reply 70

hezzlington

Original post by UWS

Ah, how are you with Thai food? I love Thai food :biggrin:

It's what i'm learning at the moment :smile:

Things like Khao Man Gai I love; rice dishes.

Reply 71

suga(r)

eyo dat me

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(well not really but almost)

Reply 72

jessyjellytot14

Pros:

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I will care about you and make you feel special and loved :h: .

•

I have nice blue eyes.

Cons:

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I worry about the silliest things so will probably annoy you.

•

I'm very indecisive.

Reply 73

UWS

Original post by saraxh

Wrong Serah :colonhash:

You like memes too tho :colonhash:

Don't lie pls, I've seen your gifs :colone:

Reply 74

UWS

Original post by hezzlington

It's what i'm learning at the moment :smile:

Things like Khao Man Gai I love; rice dishes.

If you can do a Pad Thai omg, the girls will be all over you :tongue:

(more than already!)

Reply 75

username2705335

Original post by UWS

You like memes too tho :colonhash:

Don't lie pls, I've seen your gifs :colone:

Why do people call me the queen of memes/gifs? :u:

I didn't realize I post that many memes. :innocent:

Reply 76

beeninetytwo

Original post by Tootles

Reply 77

SilverWater

Pros
Can cook a little so I won't die if I'm on my own :cute:

I try to keep myself fit. (will start properly for the summer around April) :cool:

I read a little (but I'm awfully slow) :hmmmm2:

I won't be clingey :noway:

I love learning new things and that would include you.
Youd probably be my :king1:

Cons
I'm terrible with gifts that it would look like its last minute but really I'm just bad with them
I am quite busy at times so I would need to find a way to make time :erm:

I can be quite the introvert especially at parties but that would depend on who I'm around.
Can't dance to save my life :dancing2:

I can be to driven to succeed when it comes to education - Need to chill out some times
I'm obsessed with HIMYM and I cant get over Ted and Robin :indiff:

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Reply 78

hezzlington

Original post by UWS

If you can do a Pad Thai omg, the girls will be all over you :tongue:

(more than already!)

I've never made pad thai, there's a really great recipe I want to try out though! I've had it Bankok and it was fantastic, and I've got the same recipe as the one I've had.