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Original post by retro_turtles
i live in a box under the bridge, why not :tongue:


There's always room for one more, right? :teehee:
Pro: Non-existent.

Cons: Everthing pretty much.
Pros : I'll take you out to nice places and will happily pay, and because I'm so ugly there's little chance of me leaving you for someone else, and I reply really quick to texts
Cons: I'm not good looking, I'm socially awkward, and dont have many friends
Original post by UWS
There's always room for one more, right? :teehee:


we can always rip up the box open
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Original post by retro_turtles
we can always rip up the box open


Lay it open into a mat, perfect for two :redface:
Original post by UWS
Lay it open into a mat, perfect for two :redface:


heres my newspaper blanket
Pros: I can make you laugh and I'll treat u like a prince :u:
Cons: Most of it except that ^ :lol:
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Original post by retro_turtles
heres my newspaper blanket


No you take it, you need it more than me
pros: I wont cheat, you'll be the good looking one, love going to concerts, can cook/bake, good at replying to texts

cons: over think/worry about everything, can be lazy, introvert, stress a lot
Original post by UWS
No you take it, you need it more than me

what a gentleman!

Original post by Bluebutterfly310

Spoiler




oH My :wink:
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Original post by Bluebutterfly310

Spoiler




My disclaimer makes it okay :awesome:
Pros:
- I am smart
- I have an amazing waist
- I have, uh, big 'assets', which is great if that is what you are into
- My hair is fabulous
- I am nice
- I am kind
- I am loyal
- I am ambitious
- I am adventurous
- I am quite good at cooking
- I can easily come up with crazy and fun plans that we can do together
- I will be very supportive of what you do (unless you do something that could harm yourself or someone else)
- My sisters are awesome and my parents far away from me so you will have no problem with the in-laws
- My life is a rollercoaster ride so you will not be bored with me, albeit life may not be perfect
- I am willing to try many, maaaany things
- We probably have at least a few common interests
- If you are a gamer, I will join you whenever possible if you do not mind
- Sex, baby! :ahee: (Whenever possible :wink: )

Cons:
- I am weird
- I am awkward
- I am lazy
- I am annoying
- I am very insecure
- I have no sense of direction
- I am very picky about food
- I have issues
- I love hugs so much I will want to hug you all the time
- You will have to confess first and do it about thrice as I believe no one will ever want to be with me for unselfish reasons
- You would have to wait quite a bit for sex because I do not trust people not to take advantage of me since according to other people, I am naive
- I am a bit chubby
- I am not attractive
- I want an exclusive relationship and will break up with you if you suggest a threesome or an open relationship
- I will break up with you if you kiss or have sex with someone else
- I have no friends
- I never go out
- Everyone says I am a difficult person
- Sex would be relatively rare most of the time due to a certain reason


This is basically the long list of reasons why I have never been in a relationship :laugh:
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Original post by Bluebutterfly310
Is that a good "oh my" or a bad "oh my" :erm:


Why? and are you referring to you master of the friend zone thing? she hasnt bro zoned ya yet, which is always good.


Lol nooooo, don't say that now :hide:

Referring to the disclaimer in the first post of this thread :lol:
Pros: I am cool guy :smile:
Cons: I am cool guy ;_;
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Original post by Michiyo
Pros:
- I am smart
- I have an amazing waist
- I have, uh, big 'assets', which is great if that is what you are into
- My hair is fabulous
- I am nice
- I am kind
- I am loyal
- I am ambitious
- I am adventurous
- I am quite good at cooking
- I can easily come up with crazy and fun plans that we can do together
- I will be very supportive of what you do (unless you do something that could harm yourself or someone else)
- My sisters are awesome and my parents far away from me so you will have no problem with the in-laws
- My life is a rollercoaster ride so you will not be bored with me, albeit life may not be perfect
- I am willing to try many, maaaany things
- We probably have at least a few common interests
- If you are a gamer, I will join you whenever possible if you do not mind
- Sex, baby! :ahee: (Whenever possible :wink: )

Cons:
- I am weird
- I am awkward
- I am lazy
- I am annoying
- I am very insecure
- I have no sense of direction
- I am very picky about food
- I have issues
- I love hugs so much I will want to hug you all the time
- You will have to confess first and do it about thrice as I believe no one will ever want to be with me for unselfish reasons
- You would have to wait quite a bit for sex because I do not trust people not to take advantage of me since according to other people, I am naive
- I am a bit chubby
- I am not attractive
- I want an exclusive relationship and will break up with you if you suggest a threesome or an open relationship
- I will break up with you if you kiss or have sex with someone else
- I have no friends
- I never go out
- Everyone says I am a difficult person
- Sex would be relatively rare most of the time due to a certain reason


This is basically the long list of reasons why I have never been in a relationship :laugh:


I have bolded the things I like :h:
Original post by UWS
I have bolded the things I like :h:


You did not read the whole thing, did you? :rofl:

But aww, that is so sweet of you! :hugs: I shed two tears because of how cute that was :fan:

Well... Then.. Uh... I guess... Let the ship sail (it is too late for me to sink the ship now), though I am still TSR-married to prazzyjazzy and I only acknowledge it as a fanon ship XD

I wanted to rep you for the sweetness but I have already repped you recently :frown:
I love this thread and some of the comments are really cute :h:
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Original post by Bluebutterfly310
Hah sorry, it will be alright lol :console:

Hah i aint got my glasses on so it was a blurr, had to zoom in (i feel old and blind as a bat :emo: ) and i know but one of few who havnt brother-zoned ya, so felt like pointing that out lol :tongue: (think I'm hyper so apologise)


Nah it's okay, it's past midnight, everything can be excused :colone:

Original post by Michiyo
You did not read the whole thing, did you? :rofl:

But aww, that is so sweet of you! :hugs: I shed two tears because of how cute that was :fan:

Well... Then.. Uh... I guess... Let the ship sail (it is too late for me to sink the ship now), though I am still TSR-married to prazzyjazzy and I only acknowledge it as a fanon ship XD

I wanted to rep you for the sweetness but I have already repped you recently :frown:


I read it :biggrin: You have a fun personality it seems :biggrin:

You sound like a really sweet person, i don't think all those cons are actually true tbh. You just need a bit of confidence :tongue:
Original post by Bluebutterfly310
Is that a good "oh my" or a bad "oh my" :erm:


Why? and are you referring to you master of the friend zone thing? she hasnt bro zoned ya yet, which is always good.


good :tongue: plus i haven't zoned him
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Original post by retro_turtles
good :tongue: plus i haven't zoned him


:excited:

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