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if your 19 and still a virgin you need help simple as that. :s-smilie:
Original post by Nirvana1989-1994
:rofl: :rofl:


Give love a chance :girl:
Original post by ByronicHero
Give love a chance :girl:


Naaaaaaa :puke:
There you go then :biggrin: First few times I went on the pull i felt awkward AF. After a while it was just routine tbh. Go in, down a shot, wait 5 mins for it to kick in while I spy out some girls and see if I can catch their gaze, then go and crack on. If it didn't go well, I didn't care, I knew I'd never see them again :lol:
Thought this meant murders when I actually answered the poll. Probably just as well I haven't had sex with anybody either.

Original post by Anonymous
if your 19 and still a virgin you need help simple as that. :s-smilie:


If you go anonymous on student forums to make insults that aren't even that effective you need help. Simple as that :s-smilie:
Original post by Nirvana1989-1994
Naaaaaaa :puke:


Well, I tried to be cupid. But some people don't want love :hand:

Between the adorer and the adored falls the shadow :moon:
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Original post by Anonymous
if your 19 and still a virgin you need help simple as that. :s-smilie:


Wasn't expecting the first anon post to be this – at least a slut confession pls :colone:
Original post by WoodyMKC
There you go then :biggrin: First few times I went on the pull i felt awkward AF. After a while it was just routine tbh. Go in, down a shot, wait 5 mins for it to kick in while I spy out some girls and see if I can catch their gaze, then go and crack on. If it didn't go well, I didn't care, I knew I'd never see them again :lol:


Ah well, perhaps you're just naturally born with the skills. :wink:
Original post by ByronicHero
Well, I tried to be cupid. But some people don't want love :hand:

Between the adorer and the adored falls the shadow :moon:


:angry:
Original post by Anonymous
if your 19 and still a virgin you need help simple as that. :s-smilie:


Lol Why?
Original post by Nirvana1989-1994
:angry:


If you aint on dat wifey hype, jus make it a link ting :dontknow:

Original post by saraxh
I'm such a hopeless romantic. I want it to be with someone I want to/will marry :colonhash::colondollar:


Make sure he's rich. :yy:
Probably more that I just learned to not give a s*** :rofl: Funnily enough it seemed like the more nonchalant I was about chatting to them, my success rate went up.
Original post by ByronicHero
If you aint on dat wifey hype, jus make it a link ting :dontknow:



I'm not about that. :h:
More males on TSR have had sex than not based on this sample
I suspect foul play
Original post by Nirvana1989-1994
I'm not about that. :h:


Tell him that. You two need to communicate if you want it to work.

Good luck!
Original post by Lord Samosa
Make sure he's rich. :yy:


Lol :colonhash: *Financially stable
Original post by ByronicHero
Tell him that. You two need to communicate if you want it to work.

Good luck!


I think I'd rather set myself on fire, but thanks for the tip. :h:
Original post by Nirvana1989-1994
I think I'd rather set myself on fire, but thanks for the tip. :h:


Doesn't seem like an emotionally stable thing to do :nope:
Original post by ByronicHero
Doesn't seem like an emotionally stable thing to do :nope:


It's better than even approaching He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. :rofl:

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