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First names you would never call a child of yours

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Original post by Zargabaath
Panjit, Joban, Dilip, Raj


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Original post by Pikachū
Mahmoud is nice, I persoanally like Suleiman and Salahuddin myself :smug:

what about pajeet and patel?


Those are nice, if I had a Muslim son Suleiman would be on the cards definitely

mmmmnah m8, my son will be slaying pussy not some beta ass accountant.
Original post by Pikachū
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I wouldn't call them that either tbh :rofl:
Original post by Zargabaath
I wouldn't call them that either tbh :rofl:


Anil Srinavas Patel

Sounds like a pussy slayer.
Original post by l'etranger
Those are nice, if I had a Muslim son Suleiman would be on the cards definitely

mmmmnah m8, my son will be slaying pussy not some beta ass accountant.


Muslim son, yes join the ummah :yes:
I like how you automatically associate pooinloo names with betaness :toofunny:
Salahuddin would be ok if it wasn't associated with such a great man, I don't want people thinking I'm the sort to engage in hero worship ^^^

Original post by Pikachū
Anil Srinavas Patel

Sounds like a pussy slayer.


You can just imagine him donning his Ray-Bans introducing himself as Anal Anil.
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Keith. I cannot imagine a baby name Keith and am fully convinced that men named Keith are born middle-aged.
Original post by Rhythmical
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Original post by l'etranger
Noah has fast become a chav tier name, George is a definite no-no now and this trend of White middle class people calling their kids ''India'' just has to be criminalised.


I agree. :rofl:
Ellie, and Jack. Common.
Original post by l'etranger
Salahuddin would be ok if it wasn't associated with such a great man, I don't want people thinking I'm the sort to engage in hero worship ^^^



You can just imagine him donning his Ray-Bans introducing himself as Anal Anil.


I suppose it's better than people naming their children after celebrities (:puke:)



"lets go bois, Anal Anil here :smug:"

Original post by Pikachū
I suppose it's better than people naming their children after celebrities (:puke:)



"lets go bois, Anal Anil here :smug:"



It's all cancerous, even naming your children after prince George should be banned

Come let Anil explore ur anus :perv:

[video="youtube;9KY8WU0oa3I"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KY8WU0oa3I[/video]
Original post by Nirvana1989-1994
Ellie, and Jack. Common.


I know lots of cool Jacks but I can't think of an Ellie that wasn't pregnant by the time she was 16

Emma is good though
Luke/Barry/Alan/Frank
Louise/Jessica/Lily-May/Rosie

There's loads more
Theodore is actually a good name, as is Leonard.
Arthur
Original post by l'etranger
It's all cancerous, even naming your children after prince George should be banned

Come let Anil explore ur anus :perv:

[video="youtube;9KY8WU0oa3I"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KY8WU0oa3I[/video]


George is a top tier Anglo name, don't see anything wrong. Chav tier names such as Joshua and Matthew are degenrate af


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QVzKihKiYI
Original post by TtingTox
You're never going to have children, no one will ever be in a relationship with you, you'll never ever be happy in life because you're a sour self loathing ugly loser who has a horrible messed up mind and will die alone :h:


Aww, I'm going to lose so much sleep now. :h:
Donald


Original post by fergijane88
Anything but Robbie Rotten

I'm breaking up with you.
Original post by Abdukazam
I know lots of cool Jacks but I can't think of an Ellie that wasn't pregnant by the time she was 16

Emma is good though


:rofl:

Emma is common too tbh. :wink:

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