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First names you would never call a child of yours

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Original post by gwaggy
Damn that princess. Now everyone goes hating on my name! :unimpressed:


I know lots of Charlottes, and I've never really called them by their names but rather nicknames :laugh:

You're a Charles now. :unimpressed:
Original post by kkboyk
I know lots of Charlottes, and I've never really called them by their names but rather nicknames :laugh:

You're a Charles now. :unimpressed:


:eek:
Claudette

because im asian and a brown baby with the name claudette it weird
Original post by Palmyra
any religious name really.


What about names like Samuel, Joshua, Ruth, Mary etc that feature strongly in the Bible but don't always have biblical connotations?
1) something that doesn't sound at least non-european
2) something that sounds like a rude/swear word or a sex organ, I.e. "fanny", "dick" (richard), etc
3) something that is the same as a brand of alcohol, i.e. "brandy"
4) something that isn't some emotion or semantic word, i.e. "hope", "destiny", etc
5) something excessively polysyllabic
(edited 7 years ago)
Original post by IFoundWonderland
What about names like Samuel, Joshua, Ruth, Mary etc that feature strongly in the Bible but don't always have biblical connotations?

those names are so basic and disgusting anyway

i prefer something powerful and historical, like Alexander or Xerxes
Original post by Palmyra
those names are so basic and disgusting anyway

i prefer something powerful and historical, like Alexander or Xerxes


OKAY what about bible names that aren't basic and disgusting................. like, idk............... (well I want to name my child Joshua) :frown:

I like Alexander.

Xerxes: Cool but your kid will be bullied.
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Original post by Palmyra
any religious name really.


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Original post by IFoundWonderland
OKAY what about bible names that aren't basic and disgusting................. like, idk............... (well I want to name my child Joshua) :frown:

I like Alexander.

Xerxes: Cool but your kid will be bullied.

that invariably becomes josh which is hardly a real name, Lord Joshua sounds like a 5 year old

nonsense, the King of Kings will rule the playground
Bob.
Original post by Pikachū
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Same! Though I would have spelt it Usamah not too sure about the h.
Alas, that name has been spoilt
Original post by Palmyra
that invariably becomes josh which is hardly a real name, Lord Joshua sounds like a 5 year old

nonsense, the King of Kings will rule the playground


HAHAHAHAHA

Well, his mother will be a Khaleesi and burn them all :hoppy:

Kings can do whatever they like.
What about al-Baghdadi?
Molly, Jane or Joella. Knew some right twits with those names.
Original post by fergijane88
Anything but Robbie Rotten

But don't you want your child to be number one?
*is the kind of person who would name my dog "cat"*
I will not have children :biggrin:
Anything that sounds like a typical suburban soccer mom name.

Sharon
Debra
Marissa
Janet
Among others my rules are:

1) Any made up, new or trendy name. If it is not in the top 100 at some point before 1970, forget it.
2) Irish names Kieran, Conor, Ryan, Sean, Shannon etc
3) Flowers
4) >2 syllables
5) Biblical names

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