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Original post by retro_turtles
Thats deep, i love burning things, there's something very satisfying about it. Once i almost set my room on fire and instead of trying to stop it immediately i just stared it at ...it was quite beautiful.
I'd take that and keep it in my food stash before setting it ablaze.


Original post by MadVisionary
Thank you. I know what matters in life.



Agreed, I've started a few fires outside. One time I nearly toasted the head boy of my old school but he deserved it, he's a pr*ck. He was lighting a campfire, I was messing around with a deodorant can and a lighter, and just as he lit the fire I sprayed him with it. On the bright side, he didn't need to shave after :tongue:


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Original post by MadVisionary

Agreed, I've started a few fires outside. One time I nearly toasted the head boy of my old school but he deserved it, he's a pr*ck. He was lighting a campfire, I was messing around with a deodorant can and a lighter, and just as he lit the fire I sprayed him with it. On the bright side, he didn't need to shave after :tongue:

You helped him out, good on you :rofl: i have done the lighter and deodorant thing but inside, my carpet in my room has a huge ass burn mark underneath the bed. I also have about 400 proper candles which i can use to summon the dead which is always good.
Original post by retro_turtles
I'd take that and keep it in my food stash before setting it ablaze.


Also, if you touch my Kinder Bueno you're taking its place in the fire.
Original post by retro_turtles
Thats deep, i love burning things, there's something very satisfying about it. Once i almost set my room on fire and instead of trying to stop it immediately i just stared it at ...it was quite beautiful.
I'd take that and keep it in my food stash before setting it ablaze.


Original post by MadVisionary
Thank you. I know what matters in life.



Agreed, I've started a few fires outside. One time I nearly toasted the head boy of my old school but he deserved it, he's a pr*ck. He was lighting a campfire, I was messing around with a deodorant can and a lighter, and just as he lit the fire I sprayed him with it. On the bright side, he didn't need to shave after :tongue:


*cough* psychopaths *cough*
Original post by MadVisionary
Also, if you touch my Kinder Bueno you're taking its place in the fire.


You better take that back :hand:

Original post by LauraMayden1
*cough* psychopaths *cough*

....well
Original post by retro_turtles



....well


Do I have permission to study you?
sometimes, i wish guys would come and hug you themselves without asking for a cuddle, spontaneous cuddles are the best ones:blush: :rolleyes:
Original post by LauraMayden1
Do I have permission to study you?


Theres nothing to study or find :u:
Original post by LauraMayden1
Do I have permission to study you?


Omg rofl


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Original post by retro_turtles
You better take that back :hand:


The only thing I'm taking back is my food. :angry:

Original post by LauraMayden1
*cough* psychopaths *cough*

Problem? :u:
Original post by retro_turtles

Also dont call me being angry cute its only going to make me want to slit your throat even more.


Omg you are so cute.
Original post by MadVisionary
The only thing I'm taking back is my food. :angry:

That kinder bueno is like schrodingers cat. Accoridng to you it may or may not be there unless you go and try to find it....i hope its not there.

Original post by FranktheYank
Omg you are so cute.


:angry::angry::angry:
Original post by retro_turtles
Theres nothing to study or find :u:


Dammit!

Original post by MadVisionary



Problem? :u:



Not at all.So, do I have permission to study you then? Turtles already turned me down :frown:
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Original post by LauraMayden1
Me being angry does not automatically mean it's 'that time of the month'.


Oh, thank you. Saved me from getting murdered before I turn 25.
Original post by retro_turtles
That kinder bueno is like schrodingers cat. Accoridng to you it may or may not be there unless you go and try to find it....i hope its not there.

It's there.


Imma eat it. :colone:

Original post by LauraMayden1
Not at all.So, do I have permission to study you then? Turtles already turned me down


What does this study entail? Be aware that spending too much time with me drastically increases risk of spontaneous combustion :u:
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Original post by UWS
Oh, thank you. Saved me from getting murdered before I turn 25.


No problem, glad I could help. Feeling pretty proud that I saved a life at the moment. Let me savour this honourable, glorious moment.

Original post by MadVisionary
It's there.


Imma eat it. :colone:



What does this study entail? Be aware that spending too much time with me drastically increases risk of spontaneous combustion :u:


That's if you don't spontaneously combust first.
Original post by LauraMayden1
That's if you don't spontaneously combust first.


Fire is my friend.
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Original post by LauraMayden1
No problem, glad I could help. Feeling pretty proud that I saved a life at the moment. Let me savour this honourable, glorious moment.


I guess that's where I was going wrong. I've had near misses tbh, but maybe those girls were on their period :hmmmm:
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Original post by UWS
I guess that's where I was going wrong. I've had near misses tbh, but maybe those girls were on their period :hmmmm:
Stop sending me dick pics. I didn't ask for them, it doesn't impress me, in fact it does nothing for me
You may as well send me pics of your wallpaper, thats how pointless they are to me

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