Girls always come in twos.

Why is it that every time I'm single, the girls that fancy me and could potentially be in a relationship with always come in twos (sometimes more)

And then I have to choose between them fml. Why can't they just come one at a time spread out evenly?

Why was this worth making into a thread..?

For the last 8 years of my life, ever since I’ve hit puberty, I’ve been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection, and unfulfilled desires. All because girls have never been attracted to me.

Girls gave their affection, and sex, and love, to other men but never to me.

I’m 22 years old and I’m still a virgin. I’ve never even kissed a girl.

I’ve been through college for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I’m still a virgin.

It has been very torturous.

College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex, and fun, and pleasure. But in those years I’ve had to rot in loneliness.

It’s not fair. You girls have never been attracted to me.

I don’t know why you girls aren’t attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it.

It’s an injustice, a crime, because I don’t know what you don’t see in me. I’m the perfect guy, and yet you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious men, instead of me, the supreme gentlemen.

I will punish all of you for it. (laughs)

manlets smh

when will they ever learn?

lel.



point is you spend ages being single and then two come at once lol.

Why choose when you can have a ménage et trois?

Looking back at past experiences, this is actually true.

I remember during past relationships another girl that I knew/old flame would come back into my life and it'd be hard to not flirt back and stuff because she was totally into me. Idk it's like obvious temptation.

For the last 8 years of my life, ever since I’ve hit puberty, I’ve been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection, and unfulfilled desires. All because girls have never been attracted to me.

Girls gave their affection, and sex, and love, to other men but never to me.

I’m 22 years old and I’m still a virgin. I’ve never even kissed a girl.

I’ve been through college for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I’m still a virgin.

It has been very torturous.

College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex, and fun, and pleasure. But in those years I’ve had to rot in loneliness.

It’s not fair. You girls have never been attracted to me.

I don’t know why you girls aren’t attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it.

It’s an injustice, a crime, because I don’t know what you don’t see in me. I’m the perfect guy, and yet you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious men, instead of me, the supreme gentlemen.

I will punish all of you for it. (laughs)

Pure brilliance.

Is this who I think it is?

That is the supreme gentleman you're talking to. Show some respect.

If I were you, I'd consider myself lucky for getting the pick of partners. I'm detecting a hint of humblebrag in this thread.

But, I will say that girls do tend to be more confident in groups. I for one am far more likely to approach a guy if I've got my friends with me. If I'm on my own, it ain't gonna happen.

Why is it that every time I'm single, the girls that fancy me and could potentially be in a relationship with always come in twos (sometimes more)

And then I have to choose between them fml. Why can't they just come one at a time spread out evenly?