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Reply 20

Tea2345

Original post by Dafock

As long as if its not nikki minaj or anything like that. Then im good.

so what if they said they liked one direction? (just to defend myself i do not like them I'm just wondering haha)

Reply 21

username1884577

- Taller than me
- Attractive
- Intelligent
- Sociable
- Has my sense of humour
- Witty
- Kind

If they're Irish that helps too

(edited 7 years ago)

Reply 22

Tea2345

Original post by WoodyMKC

"Your mum" is the Swiss army knife of bantery insults. A real all-purpose tool.

absolutely, a necessity for all those poor souls who lack in the wit department

Reply 23

Dafock

Original post by WoodyMKC

"Your mum" is the Swiss army knife of bantery insults. A real all-purpose tool.

please tell me you're joking.
Everyone knows the true comeback is " I know you are, but what am I?"

Reply 24

Dafock

Original post by Tea2345

so what if they said they liked one direction? (just to defend myself i do not like them I'm just wondering haha)

meh. By music i mean if i were to invite them to a concert they would come and enjoy it.

Reply 25

toonervoustotalk

Likes football
Smart
Loyal
Witty
Kind
Caring
Can deal with me not paying her attention when football is on or when i am eating :h:

Has the same belief as me
Loves chicken to the death :biggrin:

(edited 7 years ago)

Reply 26

Tea2345

Original post by Dafock

meh. By music i mean if i were to invite them to a concert they would come and enjoy it.

ah right, pretty sure that would be most girls haha :wink:

Reply 27

claireestelle

In no particular order:
Similar height to me
Dark haired
Good listener and generally supportive
Knows how to have a laugh
Isn't afraid to watch chick flicks with me
Isn't overly religious ( i m strongly atheist but my fiance being agnostic doesnt really bother me)
similar attitude to life to me

My fiance ticked all the boxes for me really and more.

Reply 28

SilverWater

Original post by Tea2345

how bad are the jokes aha :wink:

On a scale of one 1 to Hillary Clinton?

ex
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I'd say 6 :smile:

Reply 29

Tea2345

Original post by toonervoustotalk

Likes football
Smart
Loyal
Witty
Kind
Caring
Can deal with me not paying her attention when football is on or when i am eating :h:

Has the same belief as me

what team do you support?

Reply 30

username2088165

Male (a lot of people on here seem to think I'm a guy, I'm not :lol:

)
Long hair, at least shoulder length
Likes metal and/or rock music
Likes cats, or at least will tolerate them
Ideally atheist/non-religious
Non-smoker

Kind and caring personality
Affectionate, likes cuddles
Happy with quiet nights in

Reply 31

username2028267

Any girl who is a decent human, I haven't set any criteria, peace!

Reply 32

It's****ingWOODY

Original post by Tea2345

absolutely, a necessity for all those poor souls who lack in the wit department

It's a staple in the bible of banter, I'll have you know :u:

Reply 33

toonervoustotalk

Original post by Tea2345

what team do you support?

Reply 34

sleepysnooze

appearance:
preferably short but, eh, I don't care any more, I'm short af at 5'6 so whatever.
very light blonde hair, preferably long and messy - but that's an ideal
thin-ish - without a double chin pls. that would be the threshold.
big breasts but, ehh, idc really
if she's got glasses then I don't know why but that would be a plus - I don't really wear them though

personality:
at least as intelligent as me, or roughly
funny pls - or similar sense of humour. black humour.
likes the same stuff I do, i.e. music, games, shows, activities, etc
non-religious - that'd be pretty important, honestly
preferably right wing but, eh, so long as she doesn't make a fuss idc
strong willed but not stubbornly so
not dramatic. pls just be chilled out pls. no tears. no anger pls.
similar age-ish.
"into pot/psychedelics" would be preetty coool.
as boring and as anti-social as me would be convenient - I'd probably get too bored otherwise
somebody who doesn't want me paying for their **** too - that's kind of nice.