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Original post by Tea2345
haha i swear all the nice guys are hiding from me:u:
i used to play in defence so don't get too cocky :wink:
never mastered the slide tackle though... :frown:


:innocent:
Dw i can nutmeg you:h: the shame you will feel:biggrin:
Ahh even better
Original post by Tea2345
well bearing in mind their other criteria is 9 eyes i think they are being sarcastic hahaha


oh lol i didnt even see that

so i guess you was being sarcastic as well?
Original post by Tea2345
oh my gosh how did you guess?? Literally went to the hairdressers yesterday to get it done

sounds like we are PERFECT for each other


Original post by Tea2345
well bearing in mind their other criteria is 9 eyes i think they are being sarcastic hahaha


:rofl:

I can't wait for all of the awkward silences and dull conversations we are going to have together forever :sexface:
Original post by Tea2345
oh WOW you must be honoured, I take everything i said back


Thought you might :u: I even sat down and had a cup of tea with him, you'd have loved it :h:
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Original post by toonervoustotalk
:innocent:
Dw i can nutmeg you:h: the shame you will feel:biggrin:
Ahh even better


haha you won't be getting through my legs any time soon :wink:

omg lol that was so much more sexual than i intended hahaha
Original post by CraigBackner
oh lol i didnt even see that

so i guess you was being sarcastic as well?


LOL :lol: - yes they were... they don't have green skin and 9 eyes... I don't think anyone matches my criteria sadly :emo:
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Original post by CraigBackner
oh lol i didnt even see that

so i guess you was being sarcastic as well?


yes i do not have green skin, multi coloured hair or a bowl cut hahahahaha

i am actually very pale with long (ish) blonde hair lol
Original post by Tea2345
haha you won't be getting through my legs any time soon :wink:

omg lol that was so much more sexual than i intended hahaha


:rofl:
i guess i will score you then:wink:
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Original post by SinsNotTragedies
:rofl:

I can't wait for all of the awkward silences and dull conversations we are going to have together forever :sexface:


my heart is bursting with love <3
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Original post by retro_turtles
Atleast an inch taller
Funny
Kind
Has to have nice hair


It's a full on hair obsession now
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Original post by SinsNotTragedies
LOL :lol: - yes they were... they don't have green skin and 9 eyes... I don't think anyone matches my criteria sadly :emo:


are you a girl or a guy? that convo made me laugh so much haha, sarcasm at its finest :wink:
Original post by Tea2345
my heart is bursting with love <3


Oh... be careful with all that love, it might make you an interesting person and I can't love someone who isn't dull...
Original post by Tea2345
are you a girl or a guy? that convo made me laugh so much haha, sarcasm at its finest :wink:


Girl :rofl:
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Original post by WoodyMKC
Thought you might :u: I even sat down and had a cup of tea with him, you'd have loved it :h:


oh damn I'm SO jealous you have no idea
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Original post by SinsNotTragedies
Girl :rofl:


damn thought id found my soulmate hahaha :wink:
Original post by Dafock
It's a full on hair obsession now


it's not even that, i've always appreciated it


:colondollar: handsome af :colondollar:
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Original post by toonervoustotalk
:rofl:
i guess i will score you then:wink:


haha i can't think of a comeback:blushing: :wink:
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Original post by IBstudent21


:colondollar: handsome af :colondollar:


damnnnnn

its the adams apple, am i right or am i right?
Original post by Tea2345
oh damn I'm SO jealous you have no idea


Missed out babe. Missed. Out.

M8 does your username mean you've had 2345 teas in your life so far? Will you request the mods to change it to Tea2346 after your next cup of tea?

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