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Best dark humour jokes

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How do you start a rave in ethiopia?
nail a piece of toast to the ceiling

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What's red,white and screams? A baby eating razor blades. [Very old, and there are loads of variations of the same theme].
Original post by JokesOnYoo
Ill start.
How do you start a rave in ethiopia?
nail a piece of toast to the ceiling


Please stay forever :rofl:
What do you call a deer with no eyes?


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Ho ho ho.
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Original post by markova21
What's red,white and screams? A baby eating razor blades. [Very old, and there are loads of variations of the same theme].


lol good one
Original post by JokesOnYoo
Ill start.
How do you start a rave in ethiopia?
nail a piece of toast to the ceiling


I don't get it.
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lol

stephen hawking walked into a bar...
nah just joking
Original post by markova21
I don't get it.


Do you know what a rave is?
If I just reeled a bunch off the top of my head I'd get banned :rofl:
Original post by Wilfred Little
Do you know what a rave is?


Yes.
Get ready, cuz these ones are disgusting:

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Sanjay the Indian wife beater headbutts his wife every night 7:30 on the dot.
Original post by markova21
Yes.


Ethiopians are hungry. Nail toast to the ceiling, they all jump up trying to get to it, it looks like a rave. That's the joke.
Original post by Wilfred Little
Ethiopians are hungry. Nail toast to the ceiling, they all jump up trying to get to it, it looks like a rave. That's the joke.


Oh I see. LOL. Thanks.
Original post by Sabertooth
What do you call a deer with no eyes?


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Ho ho ho.

I've never heard this one before. I'll remember it now :tongue:
Original post by Sabertooth
What do you call a deer with no eyes?


A hillbilly's lunch.
this is crude but funny

who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 jumpers, 87 stories under 2 minutes.

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:biggrin:
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I had to do a bit of googling to get this one... but yeah that is ****ed up :biggrin:

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