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CHEESIEST pick up line?

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Walk up to a girl at a club.

Me: Excuse me, can I ask you something?
Her: Sure!
Me: Do you find me attractive?
Her: Yeah, you are.
Me: Then what's excuse for not kissing me?

Works every time.
Original post by Pigster
Me: "My watch is magical."

Her: "What's so special about it?"

"It is telling me you aren't wearing any knickers."

"But I have some on!"

*taps watch* "Oh, it must be an hour fast."


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Your legs look tired....probably because you have been running in my mind ALL DAYYYY XD
Original post by CheeseIsVeg
I hear you are good at algebra, will you replace my eX without asking Y? :mmm:

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

ALMOST as cheesy as your username!



Banana :h::h:
Original post by Banana00
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

ALMOST as cheesy as your username!



Banana :h::h:


ehehehhee
Banana, you appeel to me :rofl:
XD
Original post by CheeseIsVeg
ehehehhee
Banana, you appeel to me :rofl:
XD

:laugh::laugh:

Spoiler

Do you want me to butter your buns?

from the movie "Mean Girls"
Original post by Banana00
:laugh::laugh:

Spoiler




it's ok :love: :bl: :mmm:
Excuse me I think you are really cute. Can I kiss you ?
- You can always return the kiss if you don't like it ~


If I were to ask you out, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
(edited 7 years ago)
Original post by PrincessBO$$
Whats yours.
Mine isnt original
Hey are you wifi cause im feeling a connection :sexface:

Yo i see God blessed with everything but my number :sexface:

I never use any of them :sad:


This is a COMPETITION best cheesey pick up lines will indicated by the most rep




@UWS @WoodyMKC @Angry Bird @RDKGames @SuperHuman98 @serah.exe show everyone what you've got :sexface:

Are you a hairdresser? coz ur giving me an extension
Original post by hamza772000
Are you a hairdresser? coz ur giving me an extension


Is that meant to be dirty :mmm: :hmmm:
Are you a vegetable?

Spoiler

Original post by PrincessBO$$
Is that meant to be dirty :mmm: :hmmm:
:colondollar:
So far the leaderboard is
1st @retro_turtles with 7 reps
1st @Spock's Socks with 7 reps
2nd @Dafock with 6 reps
2nd @CleverSquirrel with 6 reps
3rd @AndrewSCO with 5 reps

:excited:
(edited 7 years ago)
Original post by hamza772000
:colondollar:


:cry2: I thought you were pure minded.
Original post by PrincessBO$$
So far the leaderboard is
1st @retro_turtles with 7 reps
1st @Spock's Socks with 7 reps
2nd @Dafock with 6 reps
2nd @CleverSquirrel with 6 reps
3rd @AndrewSCO with 5 reps

:excited:


oh is this a competition, I wouldnt have repped anyone if i knew
Original post by PrincessBO$$
So far the leaderboard is
1st @retro_turtles with 7 reps
1st @Spock's Socks with 7 reps
2nd @Dafock with 6 reps
2nd @CleverSquirrel with 6 reps
3rd @AndrewSCO with 5 reps

:excited:


oh yeah, @Spock's Socks we are superior :h:
Original post by Dafock
oh is this a competition, I wouldnt have repped anyone if i knew


Silly boy :rofl:
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