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Create a 'Roses are red, violets are blue' poem

So since Valentine's Day is coming up, lets make our own wee roses are red poems :teehee: they can be as romantic or as unromantic as you please :tongue:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Meh, you're kinda cute
But my cats are still better than you

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im forever alone
How about you
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
id screw you, you, you and you.
Can't take credit, but...
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Davalla
20
Roses are red,
Voilets are blue,
Original post by Spock's Socks
...

Your cats smell,
Original post by SuperHuman98
...

And so do you.
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Rum Ham
OP
20
Original post by Davalla
Roses are red,
Voilets are blue,

Your cats smell,

And so do you.


Meanie :unimpressed::tongue:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm the hot ticket
You're back of the queue

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Michiyo
21
Roses are red
Violets are blue
**** my life
And **** you

Spoiler

(edited 6 years ago)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a TSR addict,
And so are you.

:facepalm2:
Roses are red
Wilfred is portly
Just a quick hi
As I'll be banned again shortly
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Kiimii
15
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm bad at this
bippity boo

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll be your prince charming
If you'll drop your choux

Roses are yellow
Violets are green
Valentine messages
Really obscene

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Reputation is Green
You need more of a clue?
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Rum Ham
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20
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
If you hate Star Trek,
I ain't dating you

:teehee:

Roses are sable
Violets are tenne
Give me a tinkle
We'll do it again

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
My johnson's empurpled
When thinking of you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cash me ousside
How bout dat?

Roses are boring
Violets are sad
Where is my sandwich ?
I'm calling your Dad


Roses are Umber
Sienna and Ochre
What's your sister's number?
I'm desperate to pochre

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