Just got back from parents' evening AMA

AMA

Two scenarios:

1. You, your parents, and Steven Gerrard
2. You, your parents, and Frank Lampard

Who would you rather have an orgy with?

Stevie G.

Good choice, good choice.

Alright, same scenario, but this time with either:
- Didier Drogba
Or
- Paul Pogba

It's got to be Drogba, hasn't it?

As the title suggests, I had my 6th form parents evening tonight.

Ask away.

Can't answer after Saturday due to being in Sweden

Will do my best up until then.

Well you said no difficult questions. Sooo I am going to go for lots of simple questions because then they add up to form one of my 'difficult' questions

-What is your hair colour? Are you sure of its colour?
-Ditto for eye colour
-What is your favourite animal?
-Which Beatles song is your favourite?
-Do you like creme eggs?
-How far do you agree with the following statement: Cheese is a vegetable? [there is only once correct answer to this]
-Which was your favourite science at GCSE?
-What are you thinking about right now?
-What is your favourite novel?
-Do you like Doctor Who?
-Do you/have you ever played a musical instrument?
-What is the weirdest thing you do on a daily basis?
-If you had to name a tabby cat, what would you call it?
-Do you ever ask someone to tell you what colour something is or can you work it out, ie: is your grey red etc.?
And finally:

Cool. Not too taxing.

- Brown. Yes (fully verified)
- Hazel. Ish.
- Feret.
- Help.
- No
- Only if vegetables are cheesy.
- Chemistry
- Trousers
- Oliver Twist
-
- Recorder in year six. I can thump a drum quite well. Plonk a few keyes. And I once plucked a guitar. That is the extent of my instrumental ability.
- Listen to the Lion King whilst eating breakfast.
- Shrek.
- Often.
- Because they don't have teeth.

OOh ok
Feret Y u no say ducks, eh?
Help is good
XD
Trousers
Recorder I did it from year 2 to year 4 (got to grade 2 loooool), you are one musical fella
XD
Shrek
Ducks are amazing though

Anyway, prepare yourself for round 2

Because I don't have a favourite animal.
I'm currently buying trousers online. That's why.
I'm really not musical. My voice is my best instrument.
Shrek would be a funny name for a cat.
Of course.

I don't know who either of these people are.
I am aware they're both footballers. Other than that I can't help you I'm afraid.

Elephants are mine
They say the colours online
Did you ever join a choir? (btw round 3 is in progress)
The poor cat though

As the title suggests, I had my 6th form parents evening tonight.

Ask away.

Can't answer after Saturday due to being in Sweden

Will do my best up until then.

Cool.
(Is there a middle finger emoji?)
Yes. (Won awards too )
I doubt any of the other cats will have watched the film. Except for Puss (in boots).

Did your wear 5 layers of clothing as insurance?

No and thank goodness otherwise you'd give it to me 24/7
Damnnnnnnnnnnn - ok I am interested, a good choir? School choir? One you audition for? Awards? Did you get one for being the most musical?
It hurts their feelings

You escape justice.
Only the best primary school choir in the city.
Performed in here:

Not if they don't know.

Ofc
Ooooh wowzers!


I hope your answers to round 2 are in greater detail

Depends on the questions