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Muslim? Well, that's an interesting turn of events. Better hope ISIS isn't monitoring the UK student room or else you're going to end up being in an ISIS beheading video.
Original post by KyleH123
what ethnicity are you


South Asian, think Indian/Pakistani/ Bangladeshi, i don't wanna specify for obvious reasons. But people never guess right. I've heard greek, moroccan, turkish, latina ...

I look very mixed race. Light skinned and dark brown hair.
Original post by emerald7770
Muslim????????? :O


believe it bro.
Original post by WoodyMKC
Well s***... yeah, I could imagine that'd go down splendidly :rofl:


For sure.. :s-smilie:

I shudder to think of it
Original post by philosophybean
South Asian, think Indian/Pakistani/ Bangladeshi, i don't wanna specify for obvious reasons. But people never guess right. I've heard greek, moroccan, turkish, latina ...

I look very mixed race. Light skinned and dark brown hair.


are you still religious at all
Original post by KyleH123
are you still religious at all


My religiousness ebbs and flows, in stages I suppose. In my heart I'll always remain religious in the sense that I believe in God and the afterlife. But i do have some doubts about religion too.
Original post by philosophybean
My religiousness ebbs and flows, in stages I suppose. In my heart I'll always remain religious in the sense that I believe in God and the afterlife. But i do have some doubts about religion too.


1 last question before i go to bed




will you be my habibti
Original post by KyleH123
1 last question before i go to bed




will you be my habibti


aww

but lol no

though u could pay me £150 and I'll be ur habibti for one sweet hour :wink:
Original post by KyleH123
1 last question before i go to bed




will you be my habibti


Kyle you could just pay her 90 quid for a half hour instead of mindlessly trying to pull her on a forum. That's a thought.
Original post by philosophybean
aww

but lol no

though u could pay me £150 and I'll be ur habibti for one sweet hour :wink:


considering my bank balance currently is £-6, not sure that's gonna happen

but for a few hours of being ur bodyguard we can make it work right
Original post by KyleH123
considering my bank balance currently is £-6, not sure that's gonna happen

but for a few hours of being ur bodyguard we can make it work right


This is just getting embarrassing to read now. Please stop.
Original post by Alright big boi
This is just getting embarrassing to read now. Please stop.


man

stop taking everything so seriously

breathe

do some yoga

i am probably one of the happiest people on the earth, maybe not bill gates happy, but quite happy.
Original post by Alright big boi
This is just getting embarrassing to read now. Please stop.


i think it's time to make a strategic social intervention for your friend. @KyleH123, don't get too excited buddy . i never have sex with my security :u:
Original post by philosophybean
i think it's time to make a strategic social intervention for your friend. @KyleH123, don't get too excited buddy . i never have sex with my security :u:


no

i don't really want to have sex with anyone

just clowning around

but i wish you the best of luck with everything, i am going to sleep now

bye
Original post by KyleH123
no

i don't really want to have sex with anyone

just clowning around

but i wish you the best of luck with everything, i am going to sleep now

bye


lol byee.
Original post by Det.Hartigan
Would you ever date someone who had booked you?



Yeah, I would have no qualms about it. In fact, I'd prefer it for the time being, so I don't have to lie to my boyfriend

I did start seeing one client for a couple months but I broke it off. We cared for each other but it meant much more to him, and I didn't see him as 'the one' but I liked his personality and the sex was out of this world. Damn now I miss him...
Original post by philosophybean
I did start seeing one client for a couple months but I broke it off. We cared for each other but it meant much more to him, and I didn't see him as 'the one' but I liked his personality and the sex was out of this world. Damn now I miss him...


Apart from this one guy, do you ever feel attached to your clients and 'want' to see them again?
Reply 77
how long have you been doing it?
Reply 78
You say bro too often to be a girl, why are you pretending to be a female online? :>
Original post by Det.Hartigan
Apart from this one guy, do you ever feel attached to your clients and 'want' to see them again?


For sure there have been really attractive clients that I'd want to have sex with again ( and many come back as regulars ), but dating ? Not really .

I've never been so smitten with a client to want to date them, and that's kind of true to the nature of the job- naturally it doesn't attract men my age (20) or men that are the 'total package' of looks, body, charisma, career etc...

It's really only the desperate ones who want to date an escort lol. The better quality guys don't fall head over heels as easily...

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