God forbid the wind blows because now your hair is in the ice cream. If you don't start at the base of the scoop, and dare to stop for a second, it's gonna melt all over your fingers. Ice cream in your hair, ice cream on your hands and tears on your face doesn't quite look like the summer we all know and love. Ice cubes in a drink is the true hero of this story.
Don't start on how pizza and crisps are overrated. This is a thread about ice cream.