I did, the lesbian who was self-conscious about her hairy bum
I have seen many, many hilariously bad and ridiculous threads in my time. A choice selection off the top of my head:
"I gave my brother a handjob, do you think this can work between us?"
"I want to impregnate myself with an alpha male, (because I only want children with an alpha), but I'm an independent woman so don't want the alpha in my life. Would it be illegal to have the baby and not put the alpha father on the birth certificate?"
"The sexual mermaid theory"
"Have you white girls ever dreamed of going deep into Africa and having a black man with a curved 10 inch penis fill your sweet innocent white progressive liberal pussy? Such a juxtaposition of cultures breeding for diversity"
"A girl at work looked at me today. Does this mean something?"
"I'm a 17-year-old and I lost my virginity to a 68-year-old man with Dementia. I really love him, will my parents approve?"
"I did a massive dump in my girlfriend's parents' house and clogged the toilet. I left the house and went back home without them knowing. I have 3 missed calls from my girlfriend, should I break up with her to avoid having to explain myself?"
I really do love this site