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Original post by Den987
Lunch time in our tutor room was never complete without the music being turned up to the max :banana:. Even had our tutor walk into our little disco a couple of times :cool: . No wonder we were kicked out every year :h:.


People letting off fireworks
Two temporary classrooms, placed on the sports ground for a couple of terms, were burned down one night in an arson attack.

Hoax bomb call made to the school office during mock exams. School evacuated, bomb disposal team and police crawling over the entire school.

School uniforms were redesigned by A-level students. Someone decided to object by authentically replicating himself as Aladdin Sane including platform shoes, bright orange haircut and full Bowie make up. Entrance to morning assembly was classic.
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A classroom where most people were stoned.
-The school caretaker murdering his wife and dumping her body in our school car park (or so I believe).
-Some students got caught taking viagra.
Peter Andre coming in as part of his TV show
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Original post by Den987
Lunch time in our tutor room was never complete without the music being turned up to the max :banana:. Even had our tutor walk into our little disco a couple of times :cool: . No wonder we were kicked out every year :h:.


A girl predicted a school bus crash (it really did crash - although it wasn't serious) and then disappeared from school.
Also - one of our teachers turned out to be a pedo....
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Original post by uberteknik
Two temporary classrooms, placed on the sports ground for a couple of terms, were burned down one night in an arson attack.

Hoax bomb call made to the school office during mock exams. School evacuated, bomb disposal team and police crawling over the entire school.

School uniforms were redesigned by A-level students. Someone decided to object by authentically replicating himself as Aladdin Sane including platform shoes, bright orange haircut and full Bowie make up. Entrance to morning assembly was classic.


Hoax bomb as well. We were told that the heating had broken so we could all go home. Loads of police vehicles turning up as we were leaving but I don't think anyone suspected it was a bomb until after.
School locked down with people in it while armed police cordoned it off and negotiated with a guy. This was a few months ago, the first day I was off that year lmao
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We also had a hoax bomb, somebody rang the school claiming there was a bomb inside. Everyone was evacuated to the nearby sports ground and then sent home.

Also a few incidents of fireworks in the corridors (or outside I can't remember), people bringing knives into school and on one occasion we found a bullet just outside the entrance. One time a group of kids went on a rampage and the fire alarms were set off 9 times in one day
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Original post by Ciel.
A girl predicted a school bus crash (it really did crash - although it wasn't serious) and then disappeared from school.
Also - one of our teachers turned out to be a pedo....


Bus was late, everyone said that it would break down and it did.
Next winter, the bus electronics failed. We were stuck at a bus stop, half an hours drive from home (approx) with the bus approximately 25 minutes away, 1.3 HOURS later, it finally showed up
I caused panic for teachers when I got pushed off of a bench and cracked my head open as I fell.
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Fire alarms continuously went off. Someone who didn't know who was setting them off, said another was going off.
A few seconds later, it went off. I was in front of her, and we were halfway up the stairs, we couldn't see a fire alarm.

Something else happened in my first school, but I won't say what that was.
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Original post by NBingham
Bus was late, everyone said that it would break down and it did.
Next winter, the bus electronics failed. We were stuck at a bus stop, half an hours drive from home (approx) with the bus approximately 25 minutes away, 1.3 HOURS later, it finally showed up


What a nightmare, lol
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Original post by Ciel.
What a nightmare, lol


Yep. That same bus continuously breaks down, and the same "rescue bus" comes to collect us from the broken one, then we all expect the rescue bus to collect us in the morning or evening, and then it turns out to be the bus that breaks.
(Electrics broke, fire starting, fire in engine, burst tire, clutch broke, brakes broke and more!)
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Original post by qasim_96
-The school caretaker murdering his wife and dumping her body in our school car park (or so I believe).
-Some students got caught taking viagra.

Wtf :frown:
Original post by KittenMediaya
Wtf :frown:


Really disturbing :frown:
Me attending the school
Someone brought a knife in, and that same guy started smashing up the canteen and kicking doors and stuff.

My mate who pretty much never gets in trouble got in a fight with some guy who got excluded.

Some kid who used to be in my class in year 7 called the teacher a *****, started swearing, then walked out. Now he hangs around with some other kids on bikes at the shopping centre riding around the car park. Or going up the shopping centre at like 7-8 and being a d***. Twice now he's come up to me and say I go to j___ c____ (schools name)

People in my class locking the door in science when we were doing a practical and the teacher had stepped out for like a minute.

Someone fell off their bike and got knocked out when doing mountain biking on camp.

Some kid tried to drown some other person on camp whilst canoeing because all the other kids are di**s to him daily. After that at school people just kept saying his name in a song type way (idk).

My mate got hit by a car after school when we were chasing each other (me, him and our other mates) with water bottles.

Quite a few times people have set off the fire alarm.

Apparently a teacher hit / punched a kid in my year. After that she wasn't in lessons for a while, but now in year 9 she is back.



Not crazy but everyone went on their phones in a french test to go on google translate and the teacher didn't notice...
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A crazy kid went around stabbing random people with a needle. They luckily didn't catch anything.

Some guys from another local school came in to beat up a student for 'stealing their girlfriend'. A student at my school text the city's radio station that someone had come into the school with a machete! This was announced on radio but wasn't true it was just a fist fight. The headteacher then had to go on live radio in the evening to denounce the claims.

My ICT teacher is currently on trial for being a pedophile.

A kid in my form drank 3 bottles of vodka in school. He had to be carried out by ambulance and have his stomach pumped. I've never seen anything like it, his head and eyes were rolling back while he was froffing at the mouth like an animal with rabies.

The school has only just been put in special measures!! That should have happened a long time ago. Behaviour and exam results are appalling. I'd have been better off elsewhere grade wise but I'm now a tough person :closedeyes:

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