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Weird things that happened at your school

Just because I tell people some of the stuff that happened at my school and they're always shocked...
Someone burned a swastika onto the playing field during the summer holidays
A kid made a video of himself miming
along to the music Isis use in their videos
Two teachers had an affair and ended up having a baby together
A kid got expelled just before GCSEs for bringing cocaine to school
Someone let off a stink bomb at the beginning of one of the English GCSE papers
The time some kids took viagra at my school. It was... well... noticeable and the emergency services had to be called in the end.

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A male teacher was caught masturbating in the toilet....funny thing is that he was caught by students in the student's toilet section which is right next to the teacher's toilet section.
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Ezisola
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Student hung himself from a tree in the school field

Student got killed while driving to McDonald's with another student

Student had an affair with a teacher and they both ran off together



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Two of my teachers in secondary school got married and had a kid. They're both divorced now and both on Facebook and they take digs at each other through their statuses (I'm not even on Facebook anymore, my best mate likes to keep me updated though by showing me their pages ). The female teacher is going out with a fitness instructor now and uploaded a photo of them together with the caption "About time I found a real man to spend my time with". ****ing ruthless
Original post by It's****ingWOODY
Two of my teachers in secondary school got married and had a kid. They're both divorced now and both on Facebook and they take digs at each other through their statuses (I'm not even on Facebook anymore, my best mate likes to keep me updated though by showing me their pages ). The female teacher is going out with a fitness instructor now and uploaded a photo of them together with the caption "About time I found a real man to spend my time with". ****ing ruthless


Stop telling us about your parents and dissociating yourself from it by pretending their just your teachers.
Original post by thedribbler
Stop telling us about your parents and dissociating yourself from it by pretending their just your teachers.


For once, Stinkbox, you picked a real suitable username for yourself today :h:
Original post by It's****ingWOODY
For once, Stinkbox, you picked a real suitable username for yourself today :h:


Its what I do when your mum invites me round.
Original post by thedribbler
Its what I do when your mum invites me round.


Ahhh, ok. This explains a lot. Small world, of all the special needs teachers in the world, you managed to book my mother for lessons.
Original post by It's****ingWOODY
Ahhh, ok. This explains a lot. Small world, of all the special needs teachers in the world, you managed to book my mother for lessons.


Your mother certainly makes me feel special.
Original post by thedribbler
Your mother certainly makes me feel special.


All the kids are special in special needs class, that's the beauty of it :h:
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UWS
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There was this one time where my friends and I experimented sexually in secondary school, but I was the control group.
Original post by It's****ingWOODY
All the kids are special in special needs class, that's the beauty of it :h:


You are like an experiment that went badly wrong. Thats the only reason you are here.
Original post by thedribbler
You are like an experiment that went badly wrong. Thats the only reason you are here.


Hey, whatever helps you sleep at night, special needs boy :h:
Completely outing myself to anyone who went to my school but this also happened at my school http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-36846339
He was my physics teacher in yr 9.

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