Quite a number of people mocking OP ... while I think that situation is quite ridiculous as well, I think it's a bit too harsh.
The thing is, as many have mentioned, OP has a huge insecurity. And when people are insecure their logic just switches off. I am currently facing an insecurity too and I must admit that that's exactly what's happening; our ideas or thought process can come across as downright illogical, weird, creepy, whatever to others.
I think what OP needs is advice on how to get over the insecurity, tackling the root cause. There's really no point mocking him, it may just make him worse.
OP all the best.